I deleted my twitter account several days ago and it has been wonderful. Only checking on laptop once or so a day.

Had to reinstall for tonight when @KamalaHarris started taking notes at the top of this😉. She is about to WRECK this guy.
He don’t know what to say. Stalling like that one kid in class who started doing drugs in 6th grade.
. @KamalaHarris has a file on every last one of us. Alphabetically organized and kept up to date.
. @KamalaHarris got the shoulders bouncing. Pence will never recover from the smack down she’s about to rain down.
Y’all think Pence have ever seen himself naked?
Pence has always looked like his side hustle is posing as different 1930’s KKK wax figures on weekends.

(Definitely deleting the twitter app again after this is over cause, girl...)
15 seconds? Never.
Pence couldn’t answer a question head on if you paid him.

Is he talking about dairy? She asked about CHG-INA, Mike.
Pence is doodling “halp” over and over on his little notepad.
If Pence has a favorite meal that is prepared for him at the White House, he better ask for it every day for the next 3 months, cause the only time he’ll see the inside of the White House after January will be if @KamalaHarris orders from Doordash during his driving hours.
When @KamalaHarris did the “mmkay” + long pause... I felt Pence’s soul leave his body.
Oh boy. “I trust our justice system.” And now he’s comparing locations to lives?

Pence, girl, I *would* like fries with that. Thanks for asking.
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