Here we go: VP Debate Thread, as much as I can handle anyway

“Everyone in attendance is required to wear a mask”
-a person not wearing a mask

Wow, whoever had “thoughts and prayers” on their bingo card gets to mark it off in the first 18 seconds. Impressive.

I’m so sorry but I can’t stop noticing that Kamala’s face looks like she’s just trying really hard not to fart on stage

Reminder: I’m not a journalist

I am grimacing very hard

“Saying our covid plan hasn’t worked is a disgrace to the American people and their sacrifice”

WHAT

This fucking goblin is still up here framing masks as a choice when his own “task force” is responsible for the death of 200,000 people

“I’d like to go back”
“I think we need to move on”
“Thank you, but I’d like to go back”

Very nice of Michael Pence to crawl out from under the bridge he collects tolls for to argue with a cop for the evening

“Do people deserve to know how healthy the leader they elect actually is” is not a question I ever thought I’d have to hear asked

Mike Pence is dodging questions harder than he dodges his wife’s requests for sex

Amazing how much talking is being done and yet literally nothing has been said

Mike Pence looks like he goes into rest mode between questions

Are we sure this man isn’t a robot

My eyes have rolled so far into my skull that I’ll be billing CNN for their retrieval surgery since, you know, I don’t have fucking healthcare

“You’re entitled to your own opinions, but you’re not entitled to your own facts”

Excuse me? Does this man know what a fact is?

“Wetter, Slower, and More Damaging” is actually the title of my memoir