Making dinner for my mother-in-law Jan while killing a bottle of red wine and watching Snakes on a Plane. Jan: “This movie is taking a long time to get to the snakes.”

I was kind of on the fence about this movie until the anaconda swallowed that dude.

I can’t believe there’s a little kid on this flight named Timmy.

My favorite character is the exasperated snake expert who rolls his eyes at everything.

Troy is about to realize his lifelong dream of piloting a plane!

They forgot to add a scene where the frozen anaconda falls from 20,000 feet and lands in a small child’s birthday party.

The movie should’ve ended with Samuel L Jackson and the witness making out.

My mother-in-law as I said good night: “We’ll always have Snakes on a Plane.”