Okay. So. I& #39;m trying to watch John Wick. And can I just say.

Keanu speaking Russian back to this guy was not anticipated and I& #39;m at full chub right now. Damn, Keanu. Say some more.

Oh my God there were dog toys in the back of his car.
OH FUCK THEY& #39;RE ALREADY IN HIS HOUSE JESUS CHRIST I WAS NOT PREPARED. DON& #39;T MIIND ME JUST SKIPPPING PAST ALL THIS
bOYFRIEND told me 16:16 is the last you see of the dog so I rewound to 16:20 cuz Plex goes by 10 seconds. And it took a while for me to get it right, but I got it. And I am so fucking ready for this.
OH HELL.

THAT& #39;S MAYHEM. MAYHEM IS IN THIS.

Does Mayhem die? Cuz I might be sad if he dies.
Oh, So John Wick worked for this mob dude before. Okay. That& #39;s why he knows Russian. That should not be attractive to me, but damn, that& #39;s attractive to me.
Oh shit, spoilers for John Wick in this thread. Like, mute John Wick if you gotta. I& #39;mma be thirsty on main tonight.
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