Okay. So. I'm trying to watch John Wick. And can I just say.
Keanu speaking Russian back to this guy was not anticipated and I'm at full chub right now. Damn, Keanu. Say some more.
Oh my God there were dog toys in the back of his car.
Keanu speaking Russian back to this guy was not anticipated and I'm at full chub right now. Damn, Keanu. Say some more.
Oh my God there were dog toys in the back of his car.
OH FUCK THEY'RE ALREADY IN HIS HOUSE JESUS CHRIST I WAS NOT PREPARED. DON'T MIIND ME JUST SKIPPPING PAST ALL THIS
bOYFRIEND told me 16:16 is the last you see of the dog so I rewound to 16:20 cuz Plex goes by 10 seconds. And it took a while for me to get it right, but I got it. And I am so fucking ready for this.
OH HELL.
THAT'S MAYHEM. MAYHEM IS IN THIS.
Does Mayhem die? Cuz I might be sad if he dies.
THAT'S MAYHEM. MAYHEM IS IN THIS.
Does Mayhem die? Cuz I might be sad if he dies.
Oh, So John Wick worked for this mob dude before. Okay. That's why he knows Russian. That should not be attractive to me, but damn, that's attractive to me.
Oh shit, spoilers for John Wick in this thread. Like, mute John Wick if you gotta. I'mma be thirsty on main tonight.