ppl are gonna have a lot of things to say about 45's stupid video.

and there is a LOT to say about it.

but don't let any of the discourse distract you from the fact that the american president has *the* ashiest lips.

they're like two little hemorrhoids attached to a leather bag, gasping for air.

there's a balm in Gilead but not the white house.

ppl in the wilderness dying from exposure right now have more moisture on their lips than the American president.

if donald trump is rich, maybe he should explain that to reese witherspoon's character in "wild."

i'd love to see that ashy math.

Okay, I have to go.

Peep the split ends on his mouth though.