Nice to see 45 pivot entirely into "DOCTORS HATE HIM" mode in these last few weeks as his brain damage takes hold

Makes perfect sense that the only neurons still firing in his absolutely melted brain ate the one that can't wait to tell you about a brand new investment opportunity

"Ball Hog Gloves, folks. They take away your grip, they make you better at dribbling. The best at dribbling some would say. It's tremendous what's happening over there"

"Beau Beech, he came to me, and he's a huge guy, he came to me and there were tears in his eyes, and he said to me: Mr President, thank you for taking away my grip, and teaching me more and more about the dribbling."