The government website suggests I might retrain as a sportsperson and I definitely think this is an excellent idea.
Anyone at school with me will KNOW that I def have the ability to lead the UK netball team to ENDLESS VICTORY.
Or might try my hand at Formula One. You’ve all seen my brill driving on tv, it’s just a matter of going a bit faster, right?
Thrilled you all have such faith in me as representing the UK in sport. Will contact Ferrari tomorrow and see if they’d like a historian whizzing (or not) round the track....
I mean I went in a pool at the weekend and thus am READY to join the UK synchronised swimming team. Can’t you see the hunger to WIN in my eyes?
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