"Yes, all my very real family members and I are just having a difficult time with this very hard choice"
"Yes, hello. That's right, it's me: an on-the-fence, very conflicted voter. Why? Have you seen Biden's veneers? Sorry, what was the question..."
"Being a Christian wife & mother of 6 beautiful blonde guns, of course I'm going to need some help deciding."
Guys the fly on Pence's head right now is like