my opinions abt you based off your seventeen bias— a thread

stolen btw

couprangs:
-seungcheol's babies
-probably crying over cheol rn
-kind, and sweet, but usually y'all got no chill
-never see any on the tl
-usually run a streaming/goals acc
-can be scary to others, but will never scare me

jjongjjongies:
-NEVER let maid outfit & cat ear jeonghan agenda DIE
-HORNY (jeonghan exercise vide, purple rose)
-loud, never stop talking about him
-pretty funny individuals imo
-usually also post about anime or ggs

joshushu’s:
-y'all laugh at some weird shit sometimes, but im happy for you
-quiet, where tf are you on my tl?
-usually either really soft OR yelling about joshua's tiddies
-you either are a pastel goth, or goth goth and i felt that
-pls be my friend ily

huihuis:
-jun cat agenda
-breathe in cat emojis but i love that tbh
-breathe in junhui and i respect that
-quiet af i know like 2 of you, be my friend cowards
-soft babies that wouldn't hesitate to beat ass
-probs a furry tho

horangdans:
-YOU'RE A FURRY
-LOUD when I see y'all
-speaks in pout probs
-wild, excitable. love that for you
-probably giggling about hoshi as i speak
-pretty nice but i could see them fucking shit up by accident
-probs baby

wonwoorideuls:
-weebs (some of y'all have a jeonghan dazai agenda)
-y'all are so quiet i feel lioe id need to put a bell on you irl to know where you're walking
-even tho i never see y'all i feel hated by you pls love me be my friend </3
-probably have some p dark thoughts

woozidans:
-short me thinks (i am too)
-probs a bit problematic but who isn't
-quiet, smart
-i only know of one of you that lets me know y'all exist. where are you hidding?
-lawful evil
-most likely a fire sign me thinks

cuties gatherings:
-y'all (who aren't akgaes) are the sweetest mfs I've ever met, like rot my teeth sweet
-sensitive, but caring. every one i know is always cheering other people up
-they probably have a meme for that
-i only know q few of you but i love you
-sun babies

gyuldaengies:
-horny
-do y'all exist i never see any of you? be my friend cowards
-v loud from what i see in replies
-probably talking about mingyu tiddies or height
-y'all probably have a thing for tall ppl and i respect it
-probs 5'4+
-bark a lot

8stars:
-gay
-have a 5 step plan to rob minghao's closet
-artistically inclined
-they/them minghao agenda
-100% you are lgbtqa+
-probably would fight hao on the street then ask for a hug/cuddles
-y'all are quiet, but you're reallllyyyyy out of pocket sometimes

boosadans:
-YALL SO LOUD I LOVE THE ENERGY
-chaotic good, chaotic gay
-seungkwan skirt agenda probs
-want to fight him or hold his hand, i respect that
-probably need to be my bff rn ahaha
-have some p funny jokes in your mind share them
-out of pocket af

dollys:
-lots of chill, lots of love, just vibing and i felt that
-tired of the st0ner vern0n agenda, so tf am i
-probs the romantic type
-touch starved, just need some love
-bi energy
-OUT OF POCKET SO OUT OF POCKET
-very kind individuals mwah ily

dinonaras:
-are you ok?
-probably know dino's schedule better than pledis
-want the nugu aie agenda to die on a mountain and so do it
-lgbtqa+
-probably have done some questionable things
-just want to see dino happy and i respect that
-quiet or loud, no inbetween

♡ ily all, i hope i made you smile. if you like people who have 8 ults in svt lets be friends ahaha

also pls do not take this too seriously, i love everyone and i mean no ill will towards any stan mentioned in this thread