How Nct Reacts to You Having Roaches, a thread:

Kun:
-“nah bby it don’t matter to me”
- talking HELLA shit in his gc
-made eye contact with one and ghosted you

Mark:
-acting hella pussy
-starts shaking everytime yall move to a different room
-“NIGGA YOU AINT GOT RAID?? YEOOO”

Lucas:
-NAH HE STOMPIN ON THEM BITCHES
-WORE HIS COMBAT BOOTS JUST FOR YOU
-walk in to him aggressively doing that electric slide

Taeyong:
-HE PROBABLY TRYNA FEED THEM OR SOME SHIT
-puts them in his pocket so he can take them home
-why you may ask? You in his business, don’t do that

YangYang:
-don’t he live with wayv?Dw he got roaches too
-“AYO THAT ROACH LIVES WITH ME, GET YO ASS BACK HOME”
-tries to train them

Jaehyun:
-walked in and out yo shit so fast
-is grossed out but slowly befriends them
-call that an enemies to lovers fanfic

Taemin:
-why is he here you ask? You in my business, don’t do that
-don’t he eat ants?? LMAOOO THAT MF FINNA HAVE A FEAST
-chewing on them shits like they Buffalo wings. Don’t play with him

Jisung:
-stays silent but he wanna talk shit
-probably starts naming them mfs
-starts narrating them like he in Animal Planet or sumn

Winwin:
-nah he want all the smoke
-as Megan Thee Stallion once said “I’m running through yo niggas house like the tomb raider”
-when they start hissing at him then what?

Jeno:
-he ain’t gonna do nun, just gonna sit there and look like jyp like he always do
-starts tearing up when one gets too close to him
-yk when you went to a sleepover as a kid and you wanted to leave but your parents won’t pick you up? Yeah that’s how he feels

Taeil:
-starts singing to them
-nah I’m just playin that nigga STOMPIN
-he the type that be killing bugs and don’t clean it up

Sungchan:
-when he starts barking then what?
-he’s tall so he gonna try to reach the ones that crawlin on the ceiling
-snatchin them shits like they some badass kids

Johnny:
-loud asl
-“AYO WHY SUNGCHAN BARKIN AT THE ROACHES”
-“AYE AYE AYE I WAS TRYNA EAT PIZZA THEN I SAW A ROACH CRAWLIN ON YO ALMOND MILK, I DONT JUDGE THO”

Xiaojun:
-yk that one part in the Wayv Turn Back Time Choreo during the chorus when they stompin? That’s him
-he gonna try to pull a Snow White bc them mfs living there for free, the least they can do is help around the house
-yo house gonna be like ratatouille

Jungwoo:
-ayo why he kinda talk like Isabelle from Animal Crossing
-he live on the 10th floor, he ain’t got no business judgin
-jealous bc his room alone got more roaches than your whole house

Renjun:
-he ain’t even showin up
-“you didn’t even have to tell me you got roaches, I just sensed it”
-everytime you give him sumn he sprays it with Raid just in case

Ten:
-NAH BC WHEN HE TRYIN ON YOUR WIGS AND A ROACH FALL IN HIS MOUTH THEN WHAT
-y’all fightin like 2 bitches in the street
-the roaches recording and yelling “WORLDSTARRRR”

Yuta:
-he listen to NBA youngboy so what you think he finna do?
-STOMPIN
-probably singing Kodak Black songs while he does it

Shotaro:
-wants to kill them but doesn’t wanna make it obvious
-“Ayo you wanna play exterminator?”
-starts tearin up when one of them walks in his eggs

Chenle:
-one of them mfs that act like he don’t see nun
-makes a mental note that y’all can’t hang out no more
-if y’all do hang out after this he sprayin you down like you carryin the rona or sumn

Doyoung:
-damn nigga how many ppl I got left
-Yk when you was a kid and there would be kids cryin at the school door bc they ain’t wanna go in?
-yeah that’s him

Haechan:
-HOW.MANY.MFS.DO.I.HAVE.LEFT
-brings a mini can of raid everytime he visit
-endlessly roasting you, just know you gonna get yo feelings hurt

Jaemin:
-DAMN ANOTHER NIGGA? SHIT
-doesn’t see them the whole time he’s at your crib but when he leaves and sees one in his shoe...
-this nigga gonna ghost you the same way Frank Ocean ghosted his fans

Hendery:
-he another Wayv nigga so it don’t phase him
-“AYO IS THAT CARL?? HE SLEEPS IN MY AIR FORCES ”
-he knows them mfs already so it’s chill