The most powerful man on earth tweets in all caps 60 times a day, makes his henchmen film a movie trailer of him escaping a hospital in a helicopter, is a reckless super spreader of a deadly virus, and yet somehow total idiots are still saying “hE LiVeS iN yOuR hEaD ReNt FReE”

Folks, trust me that we don’t want to think about this neon garbage walrus AT ALL, but every time we look at our phones for literally anything, there he is driving a firetruck made entirely of rusted pots and pans, screaming the most insane shit possible through 100 megaphones.

Every god damn second this fucking dude drills a skyscraper-sized Technodrome - packed to the walls with bloated mutant sidekicks & nightmare Dimension X monsters - through every last shred of normalcy like a Kool-Aid Man filled with CoVid.

PLEASE JUST GIVE US THE “SLEEPY” GUY