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Even 10 minutes is time. We can do something with it. True story:
I was up today at 2:00 am working on some overdue report when I heard cat noises outside. There are always cats making love out here: when you stay up most days, you get used to it. I dismissed the noise.
I was up today at 2:00 am working on some overdue report when I heard cat noises outside. There are always cats making love out here: when you stay up most days, you get used to it. I dismissed the noise.
2 hours later, noise grew in intensity. At 5:00 am, I heard mumbling voices. Among them was that of my caretaker& #39;s, so I decided to tiptoe outside. I carried some club I have in my house. Coz if it was a thief that had f***d my routine, they had to pay. Game is the game.
So anyway, before I get to the ground floor, I peep from the balcony to see what was a screaming, wriggling woman surrounded by other tenants. I ask what& #39;s up,they say she made her way inside the gate. And looks possessed. They tell me to go. The woman is now growling & grimacing
I stop for a second. 1st, it was not a thief. So they didn& #39;t need my help. 2nd, the devil has left me alone lately tbh. I got 2 new gigs last week, got laid on the 1st date last month. Why the fuck would I go to where the devil was chilling to call him out? Mutual respect.
I said no. I was not going down there. One hyper neighbor goes gets a Bible. Next thing you know, they& #39;re holding the woman down & smacking her head with the Bible in the name of exorcism. These assholes don& #39;t even go to church. The caretaker is literally a Khat connoisseur.
