now this is just classic British tactical writing - baffling nickname out of nowhere, ‘edgy’, ‘burnt’
would you be surprised to learn that the man he shot did not have a MAC 10, or in fact any firearm, on or near him, and that the cop’s evidence was described by the coroner as ‘not rationally believable’
his ‘medical’ consists of showing a panel of three doctors his arsehole and then asking him what colour a toy police car is to check he isn’t colourblind
he sneaks out of foot patrol to go to the cinema a lot. fills helmet with popcorn
he is briefly suspended from driving because he gets in too many accidents. he is thus assigned the nickname ‘Chi-Chi’. because, you see, he fucks pandas
he joins the borough equivalent of the SPG. they have one van, which is inexplicably painted red. they steal the sirens off an ambulance and a single red light from a traffic police Land Rover for it
he wrote this book after getting acquitted of murdering the guy in the prologue and yet all he seems to do is confess to more racially motivated crimes
finding out that during the Brixton Riots the SPG staged in the car park of Dulwich College is the least surprised I have ever been
an inspector next to him gets knocked unconscious by a brick so he steals his helmet because it’s nicer than his
SPG apparently trained a lot and did a lot of large scale exercises around the possibility of dirty bombs, which is an interesting view into the government’s worries given that the IRA were getting away with entirely conventional ones at the time
it is amusing that you have all of these hardcore police fascist types doing all this and then, inevitably, the SAS show up and tell them all to fuck off