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bg idols i really wanna fight even though they could probably kick my ass and my opinion on the outcome: a thread
ateez wooyoung
-idk why tbh
-feel like he’d probably pterodactyl screech at me or something
-he’s only 1 inch taller than me, so that gives me a bonus
-shit maybe he’d call a member for backup, then i’d definitely be screwed
-victory: wooyoung
-idk why tbh
-feel like he’d probably pterodactyl screech at me or something
-he’s only 1 inch taller than me, so that gives me a bonus
-shit maybe he’d call a member for backup, then i’d definitely be screwed
-victory: wooyoung
nct haechan
-please i wanna fight him
-i’m lowkey scared of him though
-he’s unpredictable, which is a disadvantage for me
-would probably cheat or trick me somehow ngl
-victory: haechan
-please i wanna fight him
-i’m lowkey scared of him though
-he’s unpredictable, which is a disadvantage for me
-would probably cheat or trick me somehow ngl
-victory: haechan
got7 jackson
-i’ve seen this man’s arms, there’s no way i’m gonna win
-seems fun to fight though?
-like i’d definitely learn something from fighting him
-it’d be a
learning moment
-victory: jackson
-i’ve seen this man’s arms, there’s no way i’m gonna win
-seems fun to fight though?
-like i’d definitely learn something from fighting him
-it’d be a
learning moment-victory: jackson
nct/superm mark
-bc this man isn’t my bias nor my biaswrecker yet he lives in my mind rent free, sir why
-he’d probably yell in a bunch of different languages to throw me off (it’d work)
-idk i’d probably get softhearted and stop fighting bc just look at him
-victory: mark
-bc this man isn’t my bias nor my biaswrecker yet he lives in my mind rent free, sir why
-he’d probably yell in a bunch of different languages to throw me off (it’d work)
-idk i’d probably get softhearted and stop fighting bc just look at him
-victory: mark
exo chanyeol
-he’s a fucking giant = MAJOR disadvantage
-he could probably just step on me or something, he’s so tall
-he’s part of exo and used to his members and we all know they’re crazy so he probably wouldn’t even bat an eye at me
-victory: chanyeol
-he’s a fucking giant = MAJOR disadvantage
-he could probably just step on me or something, he’s so tall
-he’s part of exo and used to his members and we all know they’re crazy so he probably wouldn’t even bat an eye at me
-victory: chanyeol
seventeen jeonghan
-his ass cheats in every game, i’m ready to fight him
-i definitely wouldn’t win but i feel like i could last longer in the fight than with others
-bc he cheats in so many games he’d probably have some tricks up his sleeve though
-victory: jeonghan
-his ass cheats in every game, i’m ready to fight him
-i definitely wouldn’t win but i feel like i could last longer in the fight than with others
-bc he cheats in so many games he’d probably have some tricks up his sleeve though
-victory: jeonghan
shinee/soloist/superm taemin
-man is the epitome of chaos
-has literally done crime
-wouldn’t be surprised if he did the “i have anime and god on my side” mid fight
-basically i have no idea wtf to do with him
-it scares me so i wanna fight him
-he strong though
-victory: taemin
-man is the epitome of chaos
-has literally done crime
-wouldn’t be surprised if he did the “i have anime and god on my side” mid fight
-basically i have no idea wtf to do with him
-it scares me so i wanna fight him
-he strong though
-victory: taemin
okay end of thread ,, i’d like to say this is all 100% jokes, i would never hurt any idol, they’re all amazing 
and yes, i’m fully aware that i didn’t put myself as the victor in a single one of these but we know me losing is the truth so whatever
