PISCES
-nobody cares
-you’re not better than anyone else
-ur a bad person but pretend to be nice so ppl dont hate u when u have ur outbursts
-kinda think ur jesus ... you are Not
-very deep emotions srry bout that must be tuff x_x

You got: Bloom!
TAURUS
-stop not saying whats bothering u and then holding a grudge for 738393 days its annoying and not helpful for anyone
-ur fat (even the ones that arent fat u have fat energy)
-start a fast like RIGHT NOW
-ur not as smart or interesting as u think you are

You got: Flora!
LIBRA
-i like u but youre such a slut
-at least use protection pla
-sexiest sign ur sweet and talkative and overall rlly likeable
-MAKE BETTER LIFE CHOICES!!
-stop analyzing everything so closely its rlly not that deep

You got: Musa!
AQUARIUS
-you’re not better than everyone else
-you’re only better than water signs
-BEST STYLE
-skinny but the bulimia kind
-ur kinda pretentious but in an interesting way?? idk
-best bonestructure m jealous

You got: Musa!
CAPRICORN
-ur cool
-half of u are intimidating and intriguing and the other half thinks theyre intimidating and intriguing but r actually annoying as fuck
-funny so speak up more often bitch (don’t)
-horny all the time but never shows it

You got: Aisha/Layla!
VIRGO
-we both fucking despise you
-no actually some of u r ok but thats just bc of different placements
-m kinda jealous of some of ur positive traits but being a virgo is like .. not worth it
-all of u k¥$ but not if ur felix jadi alex jk rm
-judgemental af

You got: Techna!
In conclusion, you’re all gay. End of thread
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