PISCES
-nobody cares
-you’re not better than anyone else
-ur a bad person but pretend to be nice so ppl dont hate u when u have ur outbursts
-kinda think ur jesus ... you are Not
-very deep emotions srry bout that must be tuff x_x
You got: Bloom!
-nobody cares
-you’re not better than anyone else
-ur a bad person but pretend to be nice so ppl dont hate u when u have ur outbursts
-kinda think ur jesus ... you are Not
-very deep emotions srry bout that must be tuff x_x
You got: Bloom!
LEO
-hot
-good style
-pretend ur confident but we all know ur insecure af
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-talks alot should probably shut up at times (fae says no need to shut up just stop talking so loudly)
-averagely smart
You got: Stella!
-hot
-good style
-pretend ur confident but we all know ur insecure af
-talks alot should probably shut up at times (fae says no need to shut up just stop talking so loudly)
-averagely smart
You got: Stella!
SAGITTARIUS
-actually cool
-super talkative
-horny
-COMMITMENT ISSUES
-stop being so conceited (fae disagrees
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-stop pretending u dont care bc it makes u look like u dont care and u WILL get hated for it!
You got: Stella!
-actually cool
-super talkative
-horny
-COMMITMENT ISSUES
-stop being so conceited (fae disagrees
-stop pretending u dont care bc it makes u look like u dont care and u WILL get hated for it!
You got: Stella!
CANCER
-not hot but pretty/cute
-always hit or miss
-manipulative af
-good humor tho
-stop crying
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="‼️" title="Doppeltes Ausrufezeichen" aria-label="Emoji: Doppeltes Ausrufezeichen"> ur not the victim
You got: Flora!
-not hot but pretty/cute
-always hit or miss
-manipulative af
-good humor tho
-stop crying
You got: Flora!
TAURUS
-stop not saying whats bothering u and then holding a grudge for 738393 days its annoying and not helpful for anyone
-ur fat (even the ones that arent fat u have fat energy)
-start a fast like RIGHT NOW
-ur not as smart or interesting as u think you are
You got: Flora!
-stop not saying whats bothering u and then holding a grudge for 738393 days its annoying and not helpful for anyone
-ur fat (even the ones that arent fat u have fat energy)
-start a fast like RIGHT NOW
-ur not as smart or interesting as u think you are
You got: Flora!
LIBRA
-i like u but youre such a slut
-at least use protection pla
-sexiest sign ur sweet and talkative and overall rlly likeable
-MAKE BETTER LIFE CHOICES!!
-stop analyzing everything so closely its rlly not that deep
You got: Musa!
-i like u but youre such a slut
-at least use protection pla
-sexiest sign ur sweet and talkative and overall rlly likeable
-MAKE BETTER LIFE CHOICES!!
-stop analyzing everything so closely its rlly not that deep
You got: Musa!
AQUARIUS
-you’re not better than everyone else
-you’re only better than water signs
-BEST STYLE
-skinny but the bulimia kind
-ur kinda pretentious but in an interesting way?? idk
-best bonestructure m jealous
You got: Musa!
-you’re not better than everyone else
-you’re only better than water signs
-BEST STYLE
-skinny but the bulimia kind
-ur kinda pretentious but in an interesting way?? idk
-best bonestructure m jealous
You got: Musa!
CAPRICORN
-ur cool
-half of u are intimidating and intriguing and the other half thinks theyre intimidating and intriguing but r actually annoying as fuck
-funny so speak up more often bitch (don’t)
-horny all the time but never shows it
You got: Aisha/Layla!
-ur cool
-half of u are intimidating and intriguing and the other half thinks theyre intimidating and intriguing but r actually annoying as fuck
-funny so speak up more often bitch (don’t)
-horny all the time but never shows it
You got: Aisha/Layla!
GEMINI
-youre all psycopaths
-but like .... im into it ?
-u either talk too much or not at all learn about BALANCE ! (ask libra
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-u always have a sexc scorpio like aura around u mmmmmm
-serial killer probably but baddie
You got: Aisha/Layla!
-youre all psycopaths
-but like .... im into it ?
-u either talk too much or not at all learn about BALANCE ! (ask libra
-u always have a sexc scorpio like aura around u mmmmmm
-serial killer probably but baddie
You got: Aisha/Layla!
VIRGO
-we both fucking despise you
-no actually some of u r ok but thats just bc of different placements
-m kinda jealous of some of ur positive traits but being a virgo is like .. not worth it
-all of u k¥$ but not if ur felix jadi alex jk rm
-judgemental af
You got: Techna!
-we both fucking despise you
-no actually some of u r ok but thats just bc of different placements
-m kinda jealous of some of ur positive traits but being a virgo is like .. not worth it
-all of u k¥$ but not if ur felix jadi alex jk rm
-judgemental af
You got: Techna!
SCORPIO
-u are SO CHILDISH GROW UP!!!!
-ur vibe could be so good ... like u have all the tools to nail the “sexc mysterious siren” vibe .... but u always fuck up
-male scorpios r so emotionally unavailable soni hates u but hmu pls
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You got: Techna!
-u are SO CHILDISH GROW UP!!!!
-ur vibe could be so good ... like u have all the tools to nail the “sexc mysterious siren” vibe .... but u always fuck up
-male scorpios r so emotionally unavailable soni hates u but hmu pls
You got: Techna!