WHY are twentysomething women not in charge of contact tracing?? you could show my friends a photo of a random pub full of men and have their ages, occupations, probable marital status and star signs in under 30 mins! @ the government let's GO

TEXT ALERT: you have been exposed to the novel coronavirus and whatever is going on with you and your ex needs to be sorted out, the messaging is not clear on IG

i'm hearing this also applies to women in their 30s, 40s, and beyond, as well as all gay men, so the lesson here is almost anyone would be doing a better job than the tories :)