reading mdzs fic is like “Lan Wangji was the tallest and broadest man Wei Wuxian had ever seen. His eyes were molten gold and as such emitted light. “Mn,” he said. It was the most beautiful sound Wei Wuxian had ever heard. Lan Wangji’s tall and broad face expressed nothing.”

“Lan Wangji’s luminous eyes dripped. His face conveyed every human emotion via the line between his eyebrows and a slight downturn of his lips. Wei Wuxian knew that this meant Lan Wangji was referencing Fermat’s Last Theorem.”

”Wei Wuxian was very pretty. I mean, handsome, because he’s a man, but his waist was tiny and he had a huge ass that was hanging out of his fishnets. His ambiguously light-coloured eyes were shiny with tears, no doubt from his years of childhood trauma and abuse.”

“Lan Wangji opened his mouth by 3 millimetres. On anyone else this would be a non reaction, but for Lan Wangji he might as well have been doing a complicated gymnastics floor routine in a skin-hugging leotard.”

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“Lan Wangji had the largest penis ever. It was basically a third leg. Wei Wuxian couldn’t wait for his entrance to be speared by that magnificent member. His hole fluttered as Lan Wangji thrust 3 fingers into his pink flower, preparing his channel for what was to come.”

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“Wei Wuxian squirmed on his erect erection. His plush globes wiggled every time Lan Wangji punctured his intestines with his rod. Wei Wuxian writhed as his prostate was rammed by the monstrous dong. He came so hard he could see the black hole at the centre of our galaxy.”

“Lan Wangji’s fingers were thin and long. Exactly as thin and long as the rest of him was tall and broad, which was very. He was so handsome; to stare upon his face was to gouge your eyes out because you would never see anything that beautiful again. Also, his cock was massive.”

“Cock is one of my favorite tastes,” Wei Wuxian said. “Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pum

i’m done now it’s almost 4am but that was fun. seriously though do people actually know what molten gold looks like