Thread by @dj_peejaay, “10 Different types of RELATIONSHIPS” A Thread 1. LONG DISTANCE This particular [...]

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“10 Different types of RELATIONSHIPS”

A Thread

1. LONG DISTANCE

This particular relationship is always through phone calls & texts with a lot of masturbation & lies involved. It’s like onions sha,cos las las it will end in tears.

2. Besties

These relationship is always between two adulterers. They use this title “bestie” to cheat on their partners. Tueh!

3. EntangleMENT

This is a relationship that can make you MENT. That’s all I can say for now.

4. Single & Searching

These ones are still looking for their better half! E no Dey Favour them at all.

5. Relationship with benefits

These ones date majorly for what they can benefit... (Sucre Papi & Mami vibes) Set awon come down I’m parked in front your hostel.. if you know you know.

6. Single and Hoeing

These ones are still enjoying the freedom of multiple knacks partner so they’re single & sharing. Set awon “Brhoelosho & SHeoeloshos”

7. Single and NOT searching

These ones basically enjoy their peace of mind & they don’t want anyone to Coman stress them so they rather stay single and be happy.

8. God when Relationship

These ones have sweet relationship that everyone is wishing to have cos they’ve taken time to understand themselves and grow in love

9. Kanyamatta Relationship

These one is a relationship organized by the “oshoromongas”... a.k.a the mumu button controller, a.k.a do as I say.... if you know you know.