reading police memoirs and admitting to a bit of torture on page one is a strong opening gambit

old cops moaning about how it’s not like the old days is probably the best endorsement the modern police are ever gonna get

lmao

some WRANGLES

even older cops

uh huh

scenes from the class struggle

haha

fuck, man, it sounds way better now

I do like how shit the assignment process is. I would believe it remains this stupid

I FUCKING KNEW IT

interesting how this isn’t seen as a system in failure like the winter of discontent was

at the football. one of the few times I’ve admired this guy so far

lmfao

uh huh

the clumpin squad

ah. the wrangle

well officer I’m afraid you are too racist for our racism initiative, I’m very sorry

and so on, and so on, and so on

but then,

these days

HA. fuck me

officer you have to stop posting. we are issuing you with a formal warning to not post

famously the Gestapo used to make people work four miles away from their regular office

I’m sorry but this is an extremely funny image

He made it to retirement ahead of a series of disciplinary procedures https://twitter.com/al__s/status/1313784281613905920