Lilith was the first woman God made and he realized he made a mistake when she started whoring around. She demanded to be on top with Adam and God booted her hoe ass out of the garden. Then God took a rib from Adam to make Eve, in the hopes that since she was made from Adam
she might fucking listen to him. It didn’t go according to plan because Eve ate a pomegranate and started talking to snakes. If God can’t make a woman who’ll behave then why do we let them vote? Women kicked the Bible out of schools because it has explains how they’ve
Always been insane. Ever since men had to deal with women we’ve been screwed. They got us kicked out of paradise! DONT LET THEM GET US KICKED OUT OF CAPITALISM
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