I will now try to woo you with pickup lines in a thread:

This is for the oomf that secretly has a crush on me

My name is Kinnedy, but you can call me anytime

I don’t like my last name. Can I have yours?

The universe is so vast, but I’m lucky enough to be stuck on Earth with you

My hands are warm, wanna hold them?

“I’m not one for thievery but I’ll gladly steal your heart”

Courtesy of Lovely

Linty told me to up my game smh

Nobody’s perfect, but I don’t need perfect if I have you

I don’t know know what I’m doing. I’m at a complete loss right now. I can’t get the words out. All I know is...I’m in love with you, and I don’t know what else I’m supposed to say

Are you a bird? Because I could listen to you sing all day

You’re garbage

Because I want to take you out

Are you M? Because I want to CU later

Do you play chess, because dating you is a checkmate

Me: *trips*

Oh sorry I just got hit with a wave of gay when I saw you

Ok end of thread. Back to our regularly scheduled yearning