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well, where the sexymen go, dr. jack bright followz. itz time for another sexyman thread from everyonez favorite sexyman specialist https://twitter.com/bunphos/status/1313636086527209472
lets start. the original tweet, the one im about to give commentary on, states all of the men in the image made an emotionally scarring impact. this needs to be noted because i dont want anyone to claim im taking this too seriously...incorrect facts warrant correction.
also, ill be ignoring the heat miser and snow miser. yes theyre on the image but they werent intended to be labeled with the sexymen. snow miser king im sorry
due to the fact that im lazy and a little bitch, ill simply go down the list of men on the image and explain why or why not they are sexymen
reigen: no
why?: the fandom didnt portray him as sexy, the anime did that. he was made sexy by the people animating him, and designed to be attractive. a big part of sexymen is not only their impact but the fact they are NEVER conventionally attractive
why?: the fandom didnt portray him as sexy, the anime did that. he was made sexy by the people animating him, and designed to be attractive. a big part of sexymen is not only their impact but the fact they are NEVER conventionally attractive
megamind: no
why?: megamind as a movie was popular becayse its nostalgic, funny, and a good story. nobody wanted to fuck megamind and the people who did werent even attracted to him they were into bernard
why?: megamind as a movie was popular becayse its nostalgic, funny, and a good story. nobody wanted to fuck megamind and the people who did werent even attracted to him they were into bernard
lou: no
why?: i love lou. a lot. hes one of my favorite characters from childrens media and has a genuinely interesting story and character but...nobody found him sexy on a scale comparable to real sexymen.
why?: i love lou. a lot. hes one of my favorite characters from childrens media and has a genuinely interesting story and character but...nobody found him sexy on a scale comparable to real sexymen.
sans: yes, but not on tumblr
why?: ive said this before, actually! his primary impact came from youtube. that being said, sans is indeed a sexyman!
why?: ive said this before, actually! his primary impact came from youtube. that being said, sans is indeed a sexyman!
rouxls kaard: no
why?: most people seemed to see him as a parental figure from what i saw during the deltarune fandoms peak. he wasnt big enough to be a sexyman anyway
why?: most people seemed to see him as a parental figure from what i saw during the deltarune fandoms peak. he wasnt big enough to be a sexyman anyway
baldi: no
why?: i think that my s/o put it best in terms of baldis sexyman status. to the baldi fandom, people did indeed find him sexy, but it stayed within that fandom circle. outside of it, his impact was little
why?: i think that my s/o put it best in terms of baldis sexyman status. to the baldi fandom, people did indeed find him sexy, but it stayed within that fandom circle. outside of it, his impact was little
the onceler: yes.
why?: i dont need to say why. hes the fucking onceler
why?: i dont need to say why. hes the fucking onceler
the grinch: no
why?: find someone who claims the grinch had a massive impact and you will have found a liar.
why?: find someone who claims the grinch had a massive impact and you will have found a liar.
grus brother from the despicable me sequels: no
why?: his controversy came from the person who had a hidden account where they drew nsfw of him and gru. thats not sexyman-dom thats just general fandom infamy
why?: his controversy came from the person who had a hidden account where they drew nsfw of him and gru. thats not sexyman-dom thats just general fandom infamy
nagito komaeda: no
why?: hes a kinnieman. ive said this before
why?: hes a kinnieman. ive said this before
jack skellington: no
why?: nobody found jack skellington hot on a large scale
why?: nobody found jack skellington hot on a large scale
william afton: no.
why?: that is william afton
why?: that is william afton
crowley good omens: no?!
why?: i was VERY into good omens when it was at its peak and nobody was sexyman-horny for crowley. what?!!!
why?: i was VERY into good omens when it was at its peak and nobody was sexyman-horny for crowley. what?!!!
that ugly fuck from okko: yes but not on tumblr
why?: twitter sexyman. case closed
why?: twitter sexyman. case closed
loki: debatable
why?: pre-onceler, potential pre-sexyman
why?: pre-onceler, potential pre-sexyman
the warden: debatable...?
why?: some consider him the first sexyman, some a pre-sexyman, and some say he was the sexyman from before sexymen were sexymen. its tough. the warden surprises me in small ways.
why?: some consider him the first sexyman, some a pre-sexyman, and some say he was the sexyman from before sexymen were sexymen. its tough. the warden surprises me in small ways.
bill cipher: yes
why?: ...do i need to answer this one?
why?: ...do i need to answer this one?
jack frost: no
why?: conventionally attractive, mainly had people shipping him with like, elsa, very little found him sexy enough for it to be reasonably well known
why?: conventionally attractive, mainly had people shipping him with like, elsa, very little found him sexy enough for it to be reasonably well known
wheatley: debatable
why?: nobody wanted to fuck the orb. it was only when he was turned into a blonde twink that people liked him
why?: nobody wanted to fuck the orb. it was only when he was turned into a blonde twink that people liked him
pennywise: debatable
why?: his impact is questioned
why?: his impact is questioned
i seriously cant tell who the white pixel thing under pennywise is, but that fact alone is reason enough to say they arent a sexyman
tony the talking clock: 
hiiiiiiii... i mean yes. he is
why?: cmon. comw on. you know why. also hes me and i want to feel superior
hiiiiiiii... i mean yes. he iswhy?: cmon. comw on. you know why. also hes me and i want to feel superior
and finally...
rick sanchez: NOT IN ANY SENSE OF THE WORD.
why?: what!? who wanted to fuck rick?! nobody did?!!!! what!!!!!
rick sanchez: NOT IN ANY SENSE OF THE WORD.
why?: what!? who wanted to fuck rick?! nobody did?!!!! what!!!!!
ok end of thread srry
NO WAIT. PEOPLE HAVE QRTED THE ORIGINAL POST CLAIMING CERTAIN CHARACTERS ARE 2020S SEXYMAN. AHEM.
jfk isnt a sexyman. hes a funnyman and you know it. his impact was big enough to warrant clone highs revival after years upon years but not because he was sexy. because he was comedic. bc he was interesting and funny. he is a funnyman
raymond would be a smaller scale sexyman but a twitter sexyman, not a tumblr one
1010 from nsr...none of them are sexymen. no
