THREAD ALERT
I'm gonna do something REVOLUTIONARY bc at this point WTF do I have to lose, right?

I'm gonna be TOTALLY F*CKING HONEST.

Here we go:

Got the first paycheck from my new job. It was not what was promised.

My rent is not paid.

I NEED A JOB, A REAL JOB, NO BS!

I'm willing to relocate ANYWHERE for it

-I don't have a college degree
-I have def smoked weed in the past 30 days so I'm not passing a drug test
-I have no criminal record
-My driving record isn't all that great
(uber rejected me so there's that)
-No DUI/DWIs ever
But I'm smart

So what about politics?

Right, let's talk about the fake-ass, bullshit-ass world of politics, shall we?

I have had so many meetings & interactions with prominent political, people many of which follow me.

I have more blue checks on my following list than the damn Nike store...

So you'd think I'd be hooked up w something, somewhere by now, right?

WRONG!

I've had so many ppl gas my head up w empty promises I should be an F'n hot air balloon!

And wokies have the NERVE to say I'm grifting.

Shit I wish I was grifting, at least my rent would be paid!

A year ago I was booked to make my first appearance on @FoxNews something that woulda changed my ENTIRE EFFING LIFE!

Only to be bumped THE DAY BEFORE for a Black Conservative grifter extraordinare

THE FUCKING DAY BEFORE! OKAY!

Needless to say I was CRUSHED.

I told this story to a prominent Republican who said to me:

"Oh that's terrible, I'll make a call and get u on @seanhannity"

And this person DEFINITELY has the clout to make that call.

Never fucking happened.

It's been damn near a year.

Not holding my breath.

If I didn't ACTUALLY believe in Trumpism I would have BEEN said eff these fake-ass Republicans

But at the end of the day it's bigger than me.

Bc there's no way in the world I'll let a Biden presidency happen

I need Trump to bring jobs back from China bc MY BLACK ASS NEEDS ONE!

This service-oriented economy we've become is straight bullshit!

There no value in work & labor anymore and TRUST ME. I feel it.

So my support for @realDonaldTrump is PERSONAL & goes beyond all the phonies who surround him!

I LITERALLY NEED THIS MAN TO BE REELECTED!

I never asked to be involved in political media and whatnot.

It literally just fell into my lap one day, it hasn't paid me ONE THIN DIME EVER so that's why I consider it a hobby. Bc that's what it is.

Now back to the subject at hand...

Damn near 23k of y'all follow me so someone has to have a HOOK UP w a job somewhere.

I don't need application links
I need someone to say

"Benji, come work for me"

I'm NOT looking for donations, PayPal or Cashapp

A NIGGA LIKE ME NEEDS A JOB!(making at least $20/hr $40k/yr)

Thank you all for taking this ride with me.

Either way, this was really fuckin smart...

Or really fuckin stupid.

But it was really fucking honest.

AND HELLA FUCKING CATHARTIC!

If you can ACTUALLY HIRE ME, feel free to DM ME.

Let the gossip begin!