jjongjjongies:
-I DESPISE YOU GUYS /j
-pls let maid outfit & cat ears jeonghan agenda DIE
-thinks ur the main character of the story but you aren’t tbh
-quiet extroverts
-cheated their way through their academic courses
-has the strangest ideas sometimes ..

joshushu’s
-weirdest sense of humor like u guys would laugh at fried tiktoks
-the nicest stans or the ones i want to smack so so hard
-dreams a lot
- i’m sorry but most of u guys NFPS.. not a fan of them...
-some of you are furries
-had a emo or pastel phase in middle school

huihuis:
- furries (1)
-you guys have major anger issues or ur the most mature
-please stop with the copypastas come on be more original
-ur personality is the internet and being gay
-why do you use sm cat emojis
-says they’ll fight someone but jokes on you y’all can’t fight!

horangdans:
-furries (2)
-please calm down.
-rly wild or rly introverted (opposites attract!)
-rly pouty
-would commit tax evasion or burn the government down on accident
-probably laughs at the wrong moments and gets in trouble for it
-usually the most problematic stans

wonwoorideuls:
-really calm and chill
-even if someone makes fun of you guys you would still be really polite to them and smile back. pls learn how to fight back someone
-weeb, u guys have def watched bsd before
-huge daddy/mommy issues
-lawful evil

woozidans:
-i’ve never met a woozidan over 5’4
-probably giggles a lot instead of laughing
-productive procrastinator
-usually smart, now is ur intelligence used in good ways? WELL... you’d strategize to hack into pledis so maybe not legally
-straight.

cuties gatherings:
-YOU GUYS ARE NOT NICE YOU’RE LIKE THE MEANEST OUT OF ALL OF THE SEVENTEEN STANS
-kinda sensitive kinda introverted
-stop being hard stans, you guys can’t even order food at a restaurant confidently
-uses reaction videos 24/7
-idk that many of you guys tbh

gyuldaengies:
-STOP BARKING ON MY TL MY GOD UR SO HORNY FUCKKKK
-has a lot of hobbies or no hobbies
-rly friendly rly hyper and rly gay
-i call u guys gyuldaengs for short
-definitely bi or questioning
-furries, all of u are furries
-athletic to some extent

8stars:
-best fashion fit award goes to you, u have a discount hao closet
-y’all wished you were as creative as hao tbh so do i
-idk that many of you ?? and the ones ik are too diff from each other
-i just know you guys are also gay

boosadans:
-ANOTHER GROUP OF STANS THAT NEEDS TO LEARN HOW TO SHUT THE FUCK UPPPPP
-loud loud loud LOUD idc
-will not shut up abt their opinions, they WILL SAY IT
-good at debates
-most gay out of everyone idc
-i’ll question ur sanity if ur a boosadan tbh

dollys:
-I LOVE YOU GUYS U GUYS ARE SO COOL AND UNPROBLEMATIC!
-lots of cool and interesting hobbies yup yup keep talking
-tbh u probably smoke weed
-TIRED of all the tie dye or stoner vernon jokes so am i
-most reasonable and the nicest
-laughs at dumb things though

dinonaras:
-go sleep u need a nap
-or you guys are insane! absolutely insane!
-grew up on the internet and probably recites memes for fun
-youngest of the family
-most of y’all can’t dress nicely for shit i’m sorry
-most of u guys are lesbians
- uses “:D” a lot