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Family Dinner

Lets me stop playing and type this thread So bruh all my siblins came they kids and my uncles and aunties plus Cathy retarded ass and my cousinnnsss only lee tre mar and hoeisha though wish i had a option. Okay so anyways this shit was funny asf but my grandma had made some

ducunu oxtail rice beans and potato salad. shit was bomb as fuck. Now we just gone skip to when my peoples start comin. So first my uncle with no life literally. came with his fat ass girlfriend and my other uncle came with lee and mar then my sister and all her kids came THEN ms

Cathy came. Trick ass. Then lee and mar and they mama came my brother and sister came and then trey and hoeisha they mama came. THEN THE REST OF MY BROTHERS CAME now onto the story
Gma-have you guys apologized to your auntie yet and she was talkin to me and nique
me-We didnt do

nothin to auntie tina
gma-not that auntie
nique-we didnt do nothin to auntie Mae
Gma-Cathy! unuh auntie Cathy!
me-ik a cathy but i dont think its the same one
nique-this bitch so dumb
Cathy-mm.
me-got some to say lil bit?
Cathy-besides the fact that ur rude? no
me-oh well i

suggest uu keep the hummin over there.
lin-bruh shut up for i choke on this rice
me-thats cathy ian said nun she hummin and shit
Cathy-auntie cathy
me-who?
cathy-aunt-
me/lee-cares bro stfu
trey-yaw dumb let me choke and imma know somethin then CATHY DAUGHTER HAD THE NERVE TO

SAY SOME "uu needa stop talkin to my mama like that u think u grown cus u got a boyf"
me-baby...ur 8 and u have a boyf talk to ur mom love not me
uncle-u got a boyf? cant be me i would beat mines
cathy-stop wrryin bout mines and wrry bout gettin pregnant
me-ain uu get pregnant at

14 and lost yo kid but i dont say too much
AA-damnnnn u gone let her talk to yo daughter like that?
gma-oh shut up w yo black ass mouf
me-can i leave?
nique-nope sit down.
cathy-let her her leave shes not wanted
all besides gma and cathy kids-uu!not wanted
me-sittin there like

i just wont slap tf outta uu
lin/nique- AGAIN
Cathy-if yo mom wa-
me-what?
cathy-can i-
me-ever bro stfu im leavin
then i got up from the table just to be pulled back down
uncle2-so twinswhat do you plan on doin after graduation?
kk-go to college
me-be a neighborhood pharmacist

lee-nevaaa she said neighborhood pharmacist
nique-waitttt becus i just got it
auntie mae-im lost
me-auntie i wanna be a pharmacist for the neighborhood nothin bad
uncle-nigga she wanna be a drug dealer. Ma i swear yo kids just slow asf
gma-im not raisin no drug dealer
me-uu

a drug dealer tho and uu not raisin me uu barely here
cathy-dont tal-
me-im not talkin to you huh? oh.
AA-danggg you gon let her talk to u and yo mom like thatsad ass family
uncle3-yaw just not gone apologize to my sister
me-TUHHH! i'a scream naybahood down hoover before i do

ian apologizin shit
nique-and ill scream "H DOUBLE O V E R" down nayba play with somethin safe
lin-gma i heard u be on the fig
gma-what da hell dat *bruh thats exactly how she said it*
trey-bruh dont do her
me-granny be onna block w her hoodrat friendsss
kk-oh lordtt send

my mama back
me-but aye im finna leave tho cause if cathy keep lookin at me like her eyes messed up imma slap the fuck outta her and them twin bitches she got dhs
cathy-my kids are-
me-they are.
nana-well shoot can i leave im not really blo-
cathy-leave.
me-see ill fr beat yo

ass bout that one
nana-and we both grown so ill really beat yo ass sorry ms. fortune but ya daughter almost got herself beat
then she walked away to the room
uncle-well ma if you ain notice no one like ya daughter
nique-right then got the nerve to want the auntie title u act like

cathy. not AUNTIE cathy. wonder what she doin to get the mom title daughter 8 wearin a croptop cmon now
cathy-yaw not gon talk about me like im not here
me-well speak tf up and defend yo name pussy
gma-watch yo mouth
me-*mumbles* grown.
cathy-huh? speak up
me-i said close yo

legs smell like an asian fish market and what she did? Close them legs
twin1-stop talkin to my mama
me-imagine getting slapped like ya mama at the age of 8
me/niqu/lee-tragic
me-nah i really am finna slap tf outta her can i leave cause she got one mo button
cathy-pressed
me-man

uu stupid bitch *nba yb voice* punches her
uncle-oou that was a nice one niece *hands me $50 dollars*
gma-GET OUT UH ME HOUSE ALLA UNNUH NO COME BACK
me-*mumbles* girl fuck up i pay my bills sweetie.
nana-we leavin?
me-yep til later when she leave
So i took my plate of food a

ginger beer and walked my ass over to jay house with nana behind
tay-hiii dooda i thought uu was havin a family dinner
me-i was but i socked my auntie and my grandma kicked me out
tay-ohhh okay
jay-always puttin yo hands on somebody
me-can u like shut up?or is that not an choice?

nana-whewww this bitch on a roll
me-Sin yo nigga hereeee
sin-where
kj-im finna go holla at ya gma get me a sugar mama *walks out the door*
taylor-oh shit this man so fr he at yo door

Anyways he went to go talk to my gma just to be let down and yeaaa thats the story