A collection of cursed #nzpol artifacts.
ethics-committee.jpg
this happened
deep learning
“live to learn”
the symbolism
just extremely cursed
“peacefully settled”
mooooooo https://twitter.com/maetl/status/1224867421632155649
Geoff Dale’s iconic photo, highly cursed
wish I still had the original posts of all these
this exists https://twitter.com/mizjwilliams/status/808414438940282880
“the fellow who invented the light bulb”
gonna keep your TL clean and not get into the Jimmy Savile cosplay
highly cursed
derp vs hot dog
poetry
trainwreck
not really #nzpol but I found this in the same folder and it’s deeply funny to me
also from that same folder, this was named fuckingpredictable.png
while I try to dig up some older, weirder shit
irrevocably cursed
few now listen, but he’s still scheming away at this
one of the most cursed objects in #nzpol history
possibly the most bleak 8 minutes of television in NZ history
https://www.ngataonga.org.nz/collections/catalogue/catalogue-item?record_id=123856
“I’m a little teapot” https://twitter.com/bentorkington/status/1313676737566240770
how he will be remembered https://twitter.com/gtiso/status/1313688927732031488
this is why we can’t swim in rivers
one of the most abject and incoherent clips from parliament tv
we thought it may have been effaced from the internet but THE MOST CURSED ARTEFACT IS HERE

[content warning: do not watch this, it cannot be unseen] https://twitter.com/ShakingStick/status/1313693496524460032
Hearing reports that people are watching it. I repeat, do not watch it.
this was National‘s fish and chip brigade moment
u n i t y https://twitter.com/bentorkington/status/1313678270919921664
local man on ponsonby road
3rd and last warning: do not press play on the artefact, you do not want to know that this really happened https://twitter.com/GoinCodeTurkey/status/1313704032842641409
bear with me, I’m gonna try and dig some of this up https://twitter.com/maetl/status/1308902559722205184
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