Stephen Miller looks he spends all of his free time trying to dognap Beethoven

Stephen Miller looks like he sells black market microchips

Stephen Miller looks like he bought the summer camp and intends to turn it into a country club

Stephen Miller looks like he owns stock in toxic waste barrels

Stephen Miller looks like he thinks he can control the xenomorph

Stephen Miller looks like he has been chased by James Bond in a tank

Stephen Miller looks like he has been uppercutted into a cake

Stephen Miller looks like he doesn’t know why ED-209 isn’t responding to the control panel

Stephen Miller looks like he moonlights as the DJ at a Blade blood rave

Stephen Miller looks like he can only be made tangible by a salt circle

Stephen Miller looks like if a Sith Lord worked at the dmv

Stephen Miller looks like suburban dad pennywise

Stephen Miller looks like his love language is spiders

Stephen Miller looks like he has a court order to open the ghostbusters containment unit

Stephen Miller looks like his safe word is “gnomes”

Stephen Miller looks like if a skeleton had a smaller skeleton inside of it

Stephen Miller looks like if Kirby ate the necronomicon

Stephen Miller looks like he still thinks minidiscs might make a comeback

Stephen Miller looks like if a crash dummy went to an Ivy league school

Stephen Miller looks like if group projects were a person

Stephen Miller looks like he is sexually aroused by the sound of the pneumatic tube at the bank

Stephen Miller looks like he held a martial arts tournament as a means to steal more souls

Stephen Miller looks like if Famine learned how to line dance

Stephen Miller looks like someone dropped a gamma bomb on a recorder flute

Stephen Miller looks like an edgy reboot of the hamburgler

Stephe Miller looks like he’d be really mad if he had to look for a new job on November 4th