RISE OF THE TMNT ACCORDING TO MY MOM (A THREAD)

Disclaimer: the dialogue is translated to English from Spanish, the names remain intact, though.
“I don’t recognize which one is which for the ninja turtles, but I would name him Timoteo”
“Troy”
“Káyak. And that’s with a tilde in the first <<a>> 😌”
“Oh he looks like a know-it-all and and smug...let me think...JORDAN”
“THE MASTERRR. I’d give him a wise and exoteric name...Catars, as in Catharsis”
“Looks like the bad guy......................Black Thunder”
“Ohhh she’s so chic......Divichic”
“Chiki. He looks like the bad guy that does everything wrong”
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