RISE OF THE TMNT ACCORDING TO MY MOM (A THREAD)

Disclaimer: the dialogue is translated to English from Spanish, the names remain intact, though.

“I don’t recognize which one is which for the ninja turtles, but I would name him Timoteo”

“Troy”

“Káyak. And that’s with a tilde in the first <<a>> ”

“Oh he looks like a know-it-all and and smug...let me think...JORDAN”

“THE MASTERRR. I’d give him a wise and exoteric name...Catars, as in Catharsis”

“Looks like the bad guy......................Black Thunder”

“Ohhh she’s so chic......Divichic”

“Chiki. He looks like the bad guy that does everything wrong”