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star wars characters as types of kids in high school
a thread
a thread
→ they do not all go to school together because some of them are the others children
→ all in 2020
→different universes i guess?? just try to separate them out
→ all in 2020
→different universes i guess?? just try to separate them out
ANAKIN SKYWALKER
we all know he was the kid in sixth grade who wore neon clothing and nike runners. we’re all just too scared to admit it. grew up to be a bit more chill, and excelled in engineering and math but didn’t really care about any of the humanities. himbo.
we all know he was the kid in sixth grade who wore neon clothing and nike runners. we’re all just too scared to admit it. grew up to be a bit more chill, and excelled in engineering and math but didn’t really care about any of the humanities. himbo.
PADME AMIDALA
literally the girl who takes all AP classes and is on the debate team and the student council, except she’s not mean. padme would help you with your homework and would probably get honours with distinction and the teachers would like her. has a himbo boyfriend
literally the girl who takes all AP classes and is on the debate team and the student council, except she’s not mean. padme would help you with your homework and would probably get honours with distinction and the teachers would like her. has a himbo boyfriend
OBI-WAN KENOBI
he’s probably the very very exhausted college student who comes to the school to help out with tutoring and to talk to his old teachers. but in high school he was quiet and reserved, but the teachers REALLY liked him. his blood is 80% caffeine
he’s probably the very very exhausted college student who comes to the school to help out with tutoring and to talk to his old teachers. but in high school he was quiet and reserved, but the teachers REALLY liked him. his blood is 80% caffeine
AHSOKA TANO
s1-3 ahsoka is the girl that takes gym class really seriously and yells at you when you miss the ball and s7 ahsoka is the girl that helps you with your posture and always gives you really easy passes so you get participation marks from the teacher.
s1-3 ahsoka is the girl that takes gym class really seriously and yells at you when you miss the ball and s7 ahsoka is the girl that helps you with your posture and always gives you really easy passes so you get participation marks from the teacher.
REX
JOCKKKK but like. a nice jock. probably very awkward and on either the football team or some other kind of team. he’s respectful in class but anakin always talks to him anyways. overall very chill. would be the jock in the jock and wlw friendship.
JOCKKKK but like. a nice jock. probably very awkward and on either the football team or some other kind of team. he’s respectful in class but anakin always talks to him anyways. overall very chill. would be the jock in the jock and wlw friendship.
CODY
another graduate! i feel like he’d probably work at the school, either as a wood shop teacher or as the coach. everyone thinks he’s an ass but he jsut wants everyone to succeed but isn’t the best at expressing it. has a group of kids that eats lunch in his room.
another graduate! i feel like he’d probably work at the school, either as a wood shop teacher or as the coach. everyone thinks he’s an ass but he jsut wants everyone to succeed but isn’t the best at expressing it. has a group of kids that eats lunch in his room.
LUKE SKYWALKER
baby!! he’s so nice and so sweet to everyone even if he can be a bit whiny at first. quiet and naive but still street smart enough to not be mugged. good at math and science but just decent at the humanities. you want to be his friend.
baby!! he’s so nice and so sweet to everyone even if he can be a bit whiny at first. quiet and naive but still street smart enough to not be mugged. good at math and science but just decent at the humanities. you want to be his friend.
LEIA ORGANA
very intimidating girl who could drop kick you and is very protective of her family. bail’s daughter, adopted, and suspicious of palpatine. extremely politically active. argues with the conservative kids in class.
very intimidating girl who could drop kick you and is very protective of her family. bail’s daughter, adopted, and suspicious of palpatine. extremely politically active. argues with the conservative kids in class.
HAN SOLO
class clown if i’ve ever seen one. moans in the back of class. sleeps in class. does not listen to the teachers. playboy. you will still like him.
class clown if i’ve ever seen one. moans in the back of class. sleeps in class. does not listen to the teachers. playboy. you will still like him.
ASAJJ VENTRESS
intimidating punk kid who might like you but will never tell you that. you can never tell if she is threatening you or insulting you. she’s actually good at school but never lets anyone know about that. gay.
intimidating punk kid who might like you but will never tell you that. you can never tell if she is threatening you or insulting you. she’s actually good at school but never lets anyone know about that. gay.
DARTH MAUL
punk kid who sleeps in class and talks in shakespearean english. you are terrified of him. gay and dramatic.
punk kid who sleeps in class and talks in shakespearean english. you are terrified of him. gay and dramatic.
REY SKYWALKER
SWEETIEEEE!!! comforts you when you are sad. average student but she does her best to engage in the content and all the teachers enjoy teaching her because she askes lots of questions. gives great hugs. absolutely terrifying when she’s angry.
SWEETIEEEE!!! comforts you when you are sad. average student but she does her best to engage in the content and all the teachers enjoy teaching her because she askes lots of questions. gives great hugs. absolutely terrifying when she’s angry.
POE DAMERON
SASSSSS. doesn’t really listen in class but still gets like Bs because the teachers have soft spots for him. needs to be a leader during a group project. would be the final survivor in a horror movie.
SASSSSS. doesn’t really listen in class but still gets like Bs because the teachers have soft spots for him. needs to be a leader during a group project. would be the final survivor in a horror movie.
FINN
chill, nice kid that will let you copy his homework and if you cheat off of him on a test he won’t care. lots of friends. literally everyone likes him. transferred from the rival school in second year. sarcastic but very nice.
chill, nice kid that will let you copy his homework and if you cheat off of him on a test he won’t care. lots of friends. literally everyone likes him. transferred from the rival school in second year. sarcastic but very nice.
KYLO REN / BEN SOLO
i’m sorry but he’s the emo kid. thinks he’s dark and edgy and above everyone else because he’s too ~deep~ for them. very competitive and doesnt like it when people talk shit about him. looks skinny but could deck someone.
i’m sorry but he’s the emo kid. thinks he’s dark and edgy and above everyone else because he’s too ~deep~ for them. very competitive and doesnt like it when people talk shit about him. looks skinny but could deck someone.
BAIL ORGANA
principal vibes,, probably the very tired vice principal who genuinely cares about the students. does all the work around the school because palpatine doesn’t. chill but intimidating.
principal vibes,, probably the very tired vice principal who genuinely cares about the students. does all the work around the school because palpatine doesn’t. chill but intimidating.
HERA SYNDULLA
the really sweet senior that takes all the freshmen under her wing and teaches them how to trick the teachers and how to make it look like you weren’t just crying in the bathroom. resident Mom of the school. could still beat you up though.
the really sweet senior that takes all the freshmen under her wing and teaches them how to trick the teachers and how to make it look like you weren’t just crying in the bathroom. resident Mom of the school. could still beat you up though.
KANAN JARRUS ( cw // food mention )
“do you want me to beat someone up for you? i’ll beat them up if you want me too”
the dad to hera’s mom. very protective of the freshmen. brings the class free pizza some days.
“do you want me to beat someone up for you? i’ll beat them up if you want me too”
the dad to hera’s mom. very protective of the freshmen. brings the class free pizza some days.
EZRA BRIDGER
one of hera’s adopted freshmen. smart but unfocused. probably would eat paper if sabine dared him to. him and sabine are always competing. listened to MCR in middle school and thought no one understood him and that everyone else was too stupid to understand him.
one of hera’s adopted freshmen. smart but unfocused. probably would eat paper if sabine dared him to. him and sabine are always competing. listened to MCR in middle school and thought no one understood him and that everyone else was too stupid to understand him.
SABINE WREN
she could be on the dean’s list but instead she makes graffiti and skips school to go to protests (as she should). can be mean at first but she’s actually really nice and funny when you get to know her.
she could be on the dean’s list but instead she makes graffiti and skips school to go to protests (as she should). can be mean at first but she’s actually really nice and funny when you get to know her.
GARAZEB ORRELIOS
the kid who sits in the back of the class and throws shit at the racist kids. also seems like a bully but he just doesn’t know how to express his emotions.
the kid who sits in the back of the class and throws shit at the racist kids. also seems like a bully but he just doesn’t know how to express his emotions.
SHEEV PALPATINE
old weird principal that’s nice but there’s just something off about him. never actually does his work. weirdo. everyone at school jokes about him secretly being bigfoot.
old weird principal that’s nice but there’s just something off about him. never actually does his work. weirdo. everyone at school jokes about him secretly being bigfoot.
