Get ready for a lot of "sure you were right about Trump but did you have to be so mean about it?"
"You were running around with your hair on fire for so long I tuned you out until it got really bad and started affecting me. That's on you."
"A lot of people who were a lot worse than me. I mostly stayed quiet, and didn't join the attacks on the NeverTrumpers. That counts for something, right?"
"Look we've got to forgive and forget and come back together as a party. I know we screwed up with Trump, but we paid a big price for it at the polls. Isn't that enough? What more do you want from us?"
"We all know Trump was corrupt, so why belabor the point by investigating the crimes of his administration? All you're going to do is create more division."
"Anyway, he got clobbered at the polls and we didn't have a civil war. So it really wasn't a big deal. The system worked!"
"You have to admit that a lot of Trump's policies were pretty popular! Unfortunately he was a lazy asshole who tweeted too much. So we really don't need to change anything at all."
"Come on, you didn't really think my praise for Trump was sincere did you? Look, you do what you have to do to advance the causes you believe in. Get off your high horse."
"You needed to do a better job of purging wackos from the resistance to be quite honest, so don't lecture me about QAnon."
"If Biden really does govern from the center, then the person you ought to be thanking is Trump. By putting our democracy on the line he kept the Democrats from taking a chance with Bernie. Did you ever think of that?"
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