Muslim girls; pros and cons of dating them.
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Hafsah: If her name is Hafsah, she's dating 3 of you, those guys aren't her cousins bro.

Zainab: Date Zainabs and enjoy while it last, they will show what true heartbreak is, if you survive them, you'll survive anything.

Aishah: They are the queen of mood swing, if you can't buy them junks, they'll make your life a living hell. Flirting is their favourite thing.

Salmah: They hate seeing men at peace, why is he not disturbed? Blackmailing is their favourite tactics to get anything. Run.

Maryam: You'll enjoy sucking breasts but they are bullies, you have to accept the role of her little brother or child before you can enjoy her. She can dump you for your friend;wild.

Halimah: If you want to die young, date them. They thrive on chaos and pandemonium. Runnnn

Lateefah: If you are not living in the same house, you are most likely the side niggah, if she's in another town, forget it you're the concubine

Fauziyah: Forgiveness is an abomination to them, just don't offend them. If you apologise, avoid her food for 231 days because poison.

Amina: She'll love you till the end of the, crazy thing is, she's loving someone else equally you'll both be in semifinal, she'll dump one of you days to her wedding

Fatimah: If you want her to like or love you, don't show her you love her. They love doing the chasing, cheetah

Habeebah: These ones are confused mostly and hardly come out of their shell. They'll sell their parent properties for you though, if you want to scam women, they are you perfect prey.

Munirah: Simple; you fuck up, you run mad. Top hierarchy witches. Don't near them.

Jamilah: Everything they crave is luxurious, do you have a benz and how much cocaine can you feed her per meal? She has a sugar daddy for every need. The Weeknd is their dream man.

Rukayyah: Female version of Lord Future Hendrix, cold hearted ass woman. She has 12 of you at hand

Okay, this is just bants for the TL, not intended to offend anyone. If you want to read about any name not mentioned above, jusg ask me..

Heekmah: First impression is everything for them. If they like you, even if hurt them, they'll not dislike you but if they dislike you, just go kill yourself. They are clingy but sweet. Jusg don't make them dislike you.

Zulaiha: They snub for fun, very picky. If and when they pick you, don't fuck up because, they don't give second chances. They hate communicating too. You'll simp more than Ozo if you date them.

Rahamat: If you no you can't stay in one place, don't date them. They are constantly actively looking for a ways to die. Adventurous with dangerous energy, don't go to a zoo with her, she'll drag you into a lion's den. It's either her or no one else: cheat small, die next day.

Baseerah: Since you like load, if you date this one, you'll be dating her three sisters too. If she's moody her whole family will be blowing up your phone. Good luck staying sane.

Rasheedah: The KGB agent, yoh could date them for 10 years and not know their other names. Sneaky

Rafiat: Don't let the beauty fool you, there's a smart calculating monster under. She's the king of tit for tat, you do one, she do 4. Date one that has been broken multiple times, her wickedness battery done die.

Neemah: They don't know what they want. They like fine things but equally want to work for it. Industrious, so if you break up with them, you are doing them a favour. They don't date mentally; once you are out of sight, you are out of mind.

Rihannat: She hate relationship and men especially. She's only dating you because her friends won't let her rest and she has needs that requires using a man. Your slavery is for ever brother, jog along.

Faizah: Lazy and soft as fuck, dating her is practically walking on eggshells, one slip of tongue and she'll cry all night. How are you dealing her when she's bipolar and constantly depressed.

Faidah: If you want to commit suicide but you don't want to do it yourself, she's your perfect partner, she'll kill you slowly because she's inquisitive af and dumb, you'll explain one thing to her 40 times and still not get it. Good thing is, she's a beast on the sheets.

Kawthar: She is most likely a virgin till age 22 but the sexual thoughts stored in a forehead will last the whole porn content developer for more than a decade. Whatever you do, never let her get hungry.

Waffiqah: You hear name like that and you still go ahead? Her favourite hobby is eating men's heart raw. She'll normalise making you and your rivals compete, sadly, none of you is the main guy; the main is in abroad.

Sheriffah: Give her attention, attention and then more attention. She's nice humane and beautiful, the problem is, sometimes she could forget she has a man. Don't blame her bro, men won't let her rest. Did I tell you to give her all your attention? Yess.. All of it.

Barakah: You are lucky man because this woman derives joy from feeding you. They're creative criminals, she'll probably kill you when she finds out you have another woman, she'll do it in such a way that your side chic is framed for murder. They're psychopaths lowkey

Husnah: Wild wild west. This one will probably touch you 2 million times a day. Taking risk is everything to them; don't leave your school fee in her account, she'll buy bags and makeup stuff with it. Someone will always be more important than you.

Khadija: Please and please don't go near her if you are not strong, they can fight. Oh yes, don't take her to serious places, they laugh at unfortunate stuff. They'll probably laugh at your disabled friend. And the only thing this monster want is food Their phat ass is .

Toyyibah: If she's the last born, you are in trouble. She'll give you food and money, when your loyalty is questioned, she'll disgrace you publicly. Mostly quiet and they've got anger issues, if you want to be changing TV every 2 months, go ahead.

Hidayyah: Strong, independent, Sexy. She's all yours if you provide her with comfort. The only problem, stubbornness is too much. If you offend, she won't tell you. Revenge is their favourite thing. She wants to have 1 kid for 4 different men..

Shukrah: Very honest. She'll keep ten men at bay and lead everybody on. Each one has a favour or things he's doing for her. When she's tired, she'll let all 10 go and scout foe new ones. Their beauty is too hard to ignore. Good luck joining the queue at number 21 bro.

Zeenat: She's aggressive and outspoken. Warn your friends and family not to cross her because she can't smell blood. Call her crazy, she's proud of herself. If you have a battle to fight, you don't need an army, she gat you. She'll starve you though.

Khairah: If you want any lady to disappear, date a Khairah and make the lady your side piece. Khairahs won't fight you, they'll hit where it hurt. Did I tell you how much they nag? They like their men submissive, men don't choose them, they choose men.

Nafisat: This mostly chubby nose ring wearing queen has no trouble. All she needs is for you to be submissive and show her off to the world. She could kill anyone she considered an obstacles, warn your folks.

Fareedah: If she's short, you are done with with life. If she's tall, you can have side chics peacefully. Don't visit her with your more handsome friend, you'll be invited to their wedding.

Hanatu: Firstly this mostly dark skin beauty is from 3 generations away. All they do is spoil you with submission and enjoyment. The sad thing, she likes you powerless, jobless and vulnerable. She's number one of witchcraft FC.

Hauwa: This 19th century creature is a treasure worth having. She's a breathing contradiction. All she does is what you despise, whatever you want her to do, tell her the opposite.

Taofiqah: This woman is highly mischievous, angry almost every time and for no reason. They are not accountable. The good thing is you have one hell of an investigator on your hand; A gist partner too. If you go missing, you'll be found under her bed.