What a bloody day.
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Here’s my fantasy list of theatre industry folk to send down to Number 11 Downing Street:
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💃" title="Woman dancing" aria-label="Emoji: Woman dancing"> The Choreographer in week four of rehearsals who has actually directed the show and everyone in the rehearsal room knows it except the Director.
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🔦" title="Elektrische Fackel" aria-label="Emoji: Elektrische Fackel"> The DSM between shows on the second day of a double-double.
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🧵" title="Thread" aria-label="Emoji: Thread"> The Wardrobe Supervisor who has said since day one the budget is too small.
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🚛" title="Sattelschlepper" aria-label="Emoji: Sattelschlepper"> Touring CSM on day one of venue 26 of 37 arriving at the venue after a delayed EasyJet and a miserable cab ride.
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🎫" title="Ticket" aria-label="Emoji: Ticket"> Box Office Manager on press night of a sold out show.
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="📈" title="Tabelle mit Aufwärtstrend" aria-label="Emoji: Tabelle mit Aufwärtstrend"> Head of Finance two weeks before year-end.
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🎟" title="Eintrittskarte" aria-label="Emoji: Eintrittskarte"> Head of Marketing after watching the rehearsal room run of that show they said wouldn’t sell, that having watched said run, really know isn’t going to sell.
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🎭" title="Darstellende Künste" aria-label="Emoji: Darstellende Künste"> Venue-based Youth Theatre Director when they discover Artistic Director isn’t coming to see their show.
Who have I missed? Let’s let them in.
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