Idk who needs to hear this but start lying on your resume.
You gon learn and adjust when you get in there ok https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Lachend auf dem Boden rollen" aria-label="Emoji: Lachend auf dem Boden rollen">
Y’all go ahead n follow my thick ass https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😌" title="Erleichtertes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Erleichtertes Gesicht">
A lot of people dm’n askin if it works to lie on your resume. YES, I came into hella jobs clueless and I just learned from watching everybody around me https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤷🏽‍♀️" title="Achselzuckende Frau (mittlerer Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Achselzuckende Frau (mittlerer Hautton)">
The reason this works for me so well is because naturally I’m a liar https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤷🏽‍♀️" title="Achselzuckende Frau (mittlerer Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Achselzuckende Frau (mittlerer Hautton)">
I got 3 interviews this week and 2 more next week. Y’all still telling the truth on your resume? Y’all be easy tho
Now that I got y’all attention, here’s a video of me skateboarding. SUPPORT BLACK GIRLS THAT SKATE https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✨" title="Funken" aria-label="Emoji: Funken">
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