hey @CrateandBarrel
it& #39;s been over half an hour. is this typical for the chat service?

i think nichole ghosted me :c
every few minutes i& #39;m going to send a new face

i might start writing a poem later too
am about to lose my patience
nichole. i& #39;m sorry. i lost my temper and i clearly regret it. pls come back?
i& #39;ll try anything
maybe nichole is a dog person.

[also, don& #39;t worry, this is an old photo of avon he& #39;s totally fine, don& #39;t tell nichole]
hrmmmm, but what if nichole& #39;s a cat person. better safe than sorry:
maybe nichole would care about me if i were a better artist Q_Q
might be my first time trying to bribe a customer service rep
WHAT IF NICHOLE NEEDS HELP
OMFG NICHOLE RESPONDEDEFSEP)F*IUJWEOIFLJ:SLDKFJSL:KDJFdsafwergarh
omg it& #39;s not nichole
hrmmm... vidhya pretty sus....
convo is well underway, although not really going in the direction i was hoping, yet.

and i& #39;m not letting anyone forget about nichole.
they& #39;re learning...
how bestfriendships start
oh. nvm.
got haaaard rejected. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😅" title="Lächelndes Gesicht mit offenem Mund und Angstschweiß" aria-label="Emoji: Lächelndes Gesicht mit offenem Mund und Angstschweiß">
and everyone lived happily ever after.
the end.

moral of the story:
patience and trolling and silliness may help to manage smol frustrations. (*˙︶˙*)☆*°
6 stars if i could tbh
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