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starting outlander
ooh the opening song 
hinga dinga durgen!
hinga dinga durgen!
claire hot
the way she's making up the story of how she got into the woods... wish i could lie like that
tobias menzies looks like a middle aged tom holland idk why i even had this thought now i cant unsee it
claire and jamie... not me falling for another het ship 
"you're going to lose"
"that's your opinion"
HELPFJDHDJ STAN TWT BUT IN THE 1700s
"that's your opinion"
HELPFJDHDJ STAN TWT BUT IN THE 1700s
he sketched that in less than 3 mins, no erasures AND on cloth the fuck
ok the whipping scene is graphic 
its just cosmetics and fake blood its just cosmetics and fake blood its just cosmetics and fake blood
its just cosmetics and fake blood its just cosmetics and fake blood its just cosmetics and fake blood
shut up they're gonna get married already??!?#*@(( well well well guess now i have to watch the next ep 
bed time moved to 4am
bed time moved to 4am
the bisexual stress they put me under i cant stand it
hands!!!!! HANDS!!!!! MOVE MOVE
how claire managed to memorized jamie's full name at last minute hhhh i wouldve forget it 
CLAIRE TOPPIBG JAMI E
they're so annoying
claire and jamie having sex,,, again
the way the duke of sandringham is terrified of claire i love to see it
laoghaire you little bitch
"for the crime of witchcraft" men are so weak
laoghaire when i catch u......
me when someone holds the door open for me
geillis is from the WHAT
jamie actually brought her back to the stones omg i cant believe another 200+ year old fictional man is setting the bar for real men again
"there's nothing for you on this side. nothing. save violence and danger." ..the way i'd be stupid and choose to prolong my stay if it that was me 
it's like that episode of hannah montana where miley is deciding between jake and jesse BYE
jenny fraser pissing off and laughing at randall to his own embarrassment,, what an icon. she is the moment i think
murtagh and his dances
chaotic friendship duo yes
shut up murtagh and claire traveling to perform in diff villages is so wholesome why cant we have 5 more episodes of this limited fun
the wentworth prison episode..... jesus fucking christ
here i go final episode of season 1
jamie :(
haldawn the fingerbone im gonna pass out
"how can you have me like this?"
"i will have you any way i can. always."
"i will have you any way i can. always."
GONNA START SEASON 2! i know i havent slept since yesterday so i'll only watch ONE ep. i promise only ONE ep then i sleep. ONE episode
WHY IS SHE BACK
this show... it does not want me to stop watching i think
claire annoyed at being back into the city wow she's literally me
WHO IS THE DEVIL WHO THOUGHT OF THIS TRANSITION????? SQUARE THE FUCK UP
this white on white crime 
laughs and giggles
laughs and giggles
HONEYPOT ???(@((*#
"to rid yourself of such a lovely forest"
black jack randall is still alive
BOUTON THE BEST NURSE I THINK
jamie and claire are so cute 
the king embarrassing captain randall in front of claire and jamie. white on white crime
but wow what a moment
fuck frank lives
HER BABY BOUT TO BURST OF HER MF HONEYPOT BUT SHE'S WENT TO WATCH THE DUELFNFKFJFJ
JAMIE STABBED RANDALL'S PEANUT SIZED COCK
claire wants to change an entire course of history but cannot let frank go. im gonna take matters into my own hand and time travel so i can hit frank with my car
my 2nd grade teacher when she called my mom to the office
thank god claire said "jesus bloody christ" bc i'll turn this shit off if hear "jesus h roosevelt christ" one more fucking time
laoghaire...
what is timothee chalamet doing here
jamie making his grandsire fear claire as la dame blanche and throwing in a bottle of alcohol to the fire for dramatics... real men wished they could be half as interesting
these idiots really pulled an improvised acting on the spot they're so irritating
HELPPSDKJSKK
i dont remember this scene from little women
"im going to hold you to that, james fraser."
"you have my word, claire fraser."
aww
they make me sick
"you have my word, claire fraser."
aww
they make me sick
NOT CLAIRE AND JAMIE DOING AN IMPROV ACTING AGAIN I CANT STAND THEMHFKDHDJ
THEYRE INSANEEE
is this a drama series or a comedy series
the outlander makeup team are so good because these prosthetic wounds are making me want to throw the fuck up
MURTAGH AVENGED MARY AND CLAIRE AND KILLED THE DUKE OF SANDRINGHAM
you mean to tell me that mary and alex conceived a child and that is the actual ancestor of frank so they could've actually just killed captain randall in france.................
im on the final ep of season 2!!! i feel like im gonna be sick 
CHUBBY TINY ROGER IS ADULT BEARDED ROGER NOW
BRIANNA???? CLAIRE AND AND JAMIE'S DAUGHTER?????
late husband... frank?
when i knock prince charles out with a bible
who thought of this scene? i wanna talk
cant believe the season 2 finale is shifting scenes from past to present I AM gonna be sick help
GEILLIS I KNOW THATS RIGHT
dont worry claire i'll get your dragonfly in amber wedding present back
you what im just gonna say it. what the fuck is that thing on her head
claire talking to the clan fraser stone talking to jamie about brianna i hate it here
"see? no tears" to YOU
when i dye my hair red and replace brianna as claire and jamie's daughter >>>>>>>
SHUT UP jamie kept track of claire's period bc he wanted to know if she was pregnant AND while in the middle of war??? real men truly are NOTHING compared to 200+ year old fictional men
jamie kept track of claire's period bc he wanted to know if she was pregnant AND while in the middle of war??? real men truly are NOTHING compared to 200+ year old fictional men
everything hurts
of course theyre having a quick one last fuck before claire leaves through the stones. i cant stand them
god when
JAMIE SURVIVED THE BATTLE OF CULLODEN
im so relieved season 2 finale got me in the first half haha very funny diana gabaldon
hey... me again. season 3 time 
black jack randall finally dead and it was done by jamie
she said it again
jamie and jenny reunion
HELP
the way the nurse ruined the vibe. she is me
omg jamie's katniss everdeen era
not claire having sex with frank again just so she can close her eyes and imagine jamie
jamie learning a thing or two about healing herbs because of claire... yeah
MY CAMEO
i have the mind of a mastermind i think
the side swept bangs... he's in his kpop era
a 1 second close up of sam heughan's butt wow the cameraman is me
the way diana gabaldon cancelled out lady geneva right after giving birth to a child she conceived with jamie like a math equation
JOHN GREY BISEXUAL??
roger visiting brianna and claire at boston
they did 60s milf claire so dirty with this lace front
if half of this thread becomes me talking shit on wigs mind ur business
"what if he's forgotten me or what if he doesn't love me anymore?" claire hot but claire really fucking stupid
not with that thing on your head you're not
claire going back to 1766 scotland
HELP THE BATMAN THEME SONG
she's back
FUCKKSGDJSH WAIT PEE BREAK PEE BRKEAK
i hate them
20 years apart from each other and this is their reunion help
IM GONNA PASS OUT
they're old jamie & claire grandpa and grandma era coming 
jamie & claire grandpa and grandma era coming
feels personal everytime jamie calls claire sassenach
FERGUS IS TALL
THEYRE SO AWKWARD AND ITS WORSE BECAUSE THEY LITERALLY SHARE THE SAME BRAINCELL GOD HELP THEM
me popping in from the future to ease awkward tension in jamie and claire's reunion
two halves of a whole dumbass
never watch without wearing earphones ive just become another victim of scenes with loud moaning
NOT JAMIE'S SHOP BURNING
jamie and claire arguing.......... who's gonna tell them the shop is burning
OTHER WIFE?????
every children now GROWN in lallybroch fuck
jamie swimming through an entire ocean like it was a 3ft kiddie pool just to get to silkie island
the rumors are true i am jamie's second wife
DADDY?!? !???*?((^(@*#
...................are you fucking kidding me
LAOGHAIRE REALLY HAS BEEN TRYING AND TESTING ME FOR 3 SEASONS COME OVER HERE BITCH I'LL KNOCK YOUR FRONT TEETH OFF
"you're the one who told me to be kind to the lass" so he married her jamie hot but jamie's head really fucking empty
jamie hot but jamie's head really fucking empty
jamie and claire fighting kinda hot
tag yourself im jenny throwing water at jamie and claire in the middle of their fucking session
"auntie laoghaire"
laoghaire cant even hold a pistol right and accidentally shot jamie
of course claire brought a fucking syringe in her 5 feet tall jansport backpack
outlander pirates of the caribbean era?
not jamie going out with acupuncture needles in his face. his head... it's full of air
the way yi tien cho just pulled an "i am the moment" by telling his story and throwing the papers knowing exactly that the wind would come back
they're sailing separately... yeah something is gonna go wrong
wait i just noticed the caribbean version of the skye boat song and the new opening credits visuals hmm sexc 
jamie fraser said men are trash! woke king!
claire saying 4 curses in one sentence and people falling silent,,, a classic that was a classic
"you asked me if i would move heaven & earth for the woman i love, and i will, even if it means i cannot marry her." DID FERGUS JUST RATIOED JAMIE 
wait no not elias wtf
EVERYBODY SAY THANK YOU ANNEJKE AND HER GOATS THAT NEED GRASS
nevermind claire got caught
her elizabeth swann era 
dilf
WHY IS SHE ASLEEP HOW CAN YOU FALL ASLEEP KNOWING YOURE FLOATING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN HELPPP
chicken in claire alseep
a bucket on raft
a bucket on raft
she's in her sims castaway era omg
oceancore 
A SNAKE CRAWLING ON CLAIRE HELP IF THAT WAS ME I WOULD HAVE DECIDED TO PASS AWAY
wait what fleabag episode is this
not claire pulling another improv and talking to the coconut so they'd let her go i cant stand her
CLAIRE YOU BETTER FUCKING RUN THOSE 5'10 LEGS TO THE SHIP
so that's what she took the mirror for!! i thought she just stole it for shits and giggles when i tell yall im not gonna survive on an island with this brain
when i tell yall im not gonna survive on an island with this brain
laoghaire's children > laoghaire
i cannot believe this show is real
wholesome moment of claire trying to teach jamie how to use a syringe god i just want what they have
tag yourself im mr willoughby asking if claire wants more turtle soup while she and jamie are humping each other
so geillis is a slave master now
stupid couple wearing stupid wigs 
well the season wouldn't be complete if jamie wasn't arrested for the 589th time
no its not 4am its outlander season 3 finale time
hairline receding is the white people's curse
everything is turning into shit but who's surprised
since twitter broke i was screaming in my drafts for the last hours. gonna send it all in one go <3
"for the cause" "this is god's will"
IT WAS GEILLIS' SKULL
bitch scoot over lemme join the group hug the fuck
nobody:
claire narrating 3x13:
claire narrating 3x13:
JAMIE'S SWIMMING OUT TO HER!!!!!!! NOBODY WILL EVER SWIM LIKE THAT FOR ME!!!!!!!!!
THEIR TITANIC ERA ???????
i'd save them both just to drown them again they're so 
it makes me 
it makes me
the tear falling out of jamie's left eye when he hugged claire because she was alive and he was alive and they still were together
lord forgive me having grown so attached to another het ship
s2 and s3 my favorites so far i think
starting everyone's favorite, season 4!
they're in america that is so sad
you know one of the things i love about this show is how every season has its own opening credits. different version of the theme song and different stunning visuals. IT'S SO GOOD
what the fuck am i looking at
help they really gave jamie the full bangs era this season
"when my body dies, my soul will still be yours. nothing is lost, sassenach. only changed."
IM SCREAMIGNNJKS WHO MADE THIS SUBTITLE
they look like grandmother and grandson
no he's right he's right
BOUTON AND ROLLO BEST OUTLANDER CHARACTERS YUP
jamie's 24th anniversary medical box gift to claire
no i did not laugh bc i did NO I DIDNT
THEY GOT JAMIE'S RING INSTEAD OF FRANK'S IF THAT FORESHADOWS SOMETHING IM GONNA START AIMING CHAIRS AT EVERYONE'S HEADS
stephen bonnet when i catch u and ur skinny white kneecaps.............
rollo getting sprayed by a skunk is now a part of my top 5 favorite outlander moments
fuck america fuck the laws of the land i'll beat you mayonnaise bitches up
the wigs.......... it went from worse to worser
the pov camera transitions when brianna and roger were doing the ceilidh dance should've stayed in the outtakes vault
see now i'll start making fun of them because of these
THESE SUBTITLES ARE TAKING ME OUT
roger......................... the way men can't handle rejection lol
"have you changed your mind?" yes. yes i'll just beat you up with a stick
so the skull claire found was also a time traveller and helped claire find her way back to jamie
FRASER'S RIDGE!!!!!!!
me pulling up at fraser's ridge uninvited to become part of the family
me when i cut my bangs everytime a minor inconvenience occurs
which bear hurt finley????? let's have a go come on outside right NOW
wait it's not a bear
"oftentimes, man is monster." exactly did he lie
death by conflagration of WHO and WHO??? !?!??&( (*#?!?!@*?/??
jamie and claire building fraser's ridge together hand by hand.... god my turn when
i took so many screenshots of rollo in this ep
let's be real all you bitches wanna look like me wanna be in demand get booked like me
wish i could say the feudal system during the 1700s is way worse back then compared to now but i would be lying
wholesome montages of claire spending days in the cabin 
wow she is literally me in 40 years
MURTAGH GPILF ERA??????????
JAMIE AND MURTAGH'S REUNION
claire and her rifle..... hot
NOT ADAWEHI WHAT THE FUCK???
all because mueller didnt want to share water from a RUNNING CREEK??????? come over here bitch i'll drown you myself
yeah nobody hit me up
willie is still a little brat i see
john grey when claire asked him if he came to fraser's ridge to see jamie
the fact that murtagh created claire's new ring from the silver candlesticks jamie's mother owned... just give me a moment
jamie: one, two, three...
claire: ...five
im gonna clunk their heads together
claire: ...five
im gonna clunk their heads together
brianna really just ditched university like that to go to 1768 scotland wish i could be her
wish i could be her
roger looks even more stupid without his beard
brianna packing only one sandwich is sending me i would've packed an entire meal then get burned as a witch for bringing a thermos
not laoghaire again...
"when i was a young lass, he took a beating for me." yeah and when i was running late for class someone put the elevator door on hold for me
once laoghaire finds out brianna is jamie and claire's daughter
roger joining stephen bonnet's crew..... no words
not brianna telling laoghaire she knows her parents will die in a fire....... she inherited the stupid genes from both jamie and claire
SHE IS HER MOTHER'S DAUGHTER
laoghaire and her obsession with getting women arrested for witchcraft
i don't like roger
roger and brianna's sex scene roger saying "i've been wondering for a while what color your hair is down here" ????? that's enough heterosexuality for today im sick
roger saying "i've been wondering for a while what color your hair is down here" ????? that's enough heterosexuality for today im sick
jamie's "to rid yourself of such a lovely forest"
roger's "i've been wondering for a while what color your hair is down here"
roger's "i've been wondering for a while what color your hair is down here"
me throwing roger down the basement so i can lock him up and become brianna's wife instead
brianna finally getting to see jamie for the first time and she finds him pissing on a wall it isn't a fraser reunion if it isn't chaotic
it isn't a fraser reunion if it isn't chaotic
the fraser reunion's all tears, hugs, and laughter til brianna tells them they die in a fire
HELPKSHDJF
so when does jamie beats roger's ass
"you called me that before. what does it mean, a leannan?"
"it means... my darling. m'annsachd, my blessing."
"it means... my darling. m'annsachd, my blessing."
their cabincore era is very pleasing to me
HELP JAMIE REALLY IS BEATING ROGER LIKE AN ORANGE PULP SKDJSKFHFKDJDH
when jamie said "get him [roger] out of my sight" i felt that <3
stephen bonnet ur day will come
thought they made jamie actually shame and mock brianna for what happened haha got me in the first half
new drinking game take a shot everytime brianna mentions frank to jamie
tag yourself im murtagh excluding himself from the narrative when they were all about to argue their misunderstandings
no because what was the point of brianna always mentioning frank?? then finally finding the opportunity to tell jamie that frank was a better father??? AND called him a savage????? something stinks. going to have a talk with the writer's department hold on
cant believe they are now gonna risk everything to find that piece of entitled manipulative human shit roger fuck his hinga dinga durgen ass
if roger didn't went through that stone portal he stumbled upon 4x10 i'll send the stone through him myself
not brianna blackmailing to out john if he doesn't marry her. crickets literally crickets
so many out of character and unnecessary moments this season can i just have rollo content
i believe in female supremacy
that way i'd rather see more of fergus & marsali than roger & brianna
am i supposed to care for father alexandre? am i supposed to feel sorry for roger? because i dont! this entire episode is dragging
"i found a man, who i now believe was her father, who beat me near unto death and sold me to the mohawk."
you know what this is all roger's fault
season 4 finale im ready to leave let's get this over with
why the fuck was claire wearing that big ass stone on her neck in the first place
young ian and rollo traded for ROGER to the mohawks i cant believe this
NOT ROGER GETTING BRAVE NOW AND PUNCHING JAMIE OH HE'S GOT SOME NERVE FOR A LOSER
jamie fraser wise king
i just know he wants to break his face all over again so bad
jamie killing WHO ??? anyway finally done with s4. first half wasn't so bad but the second really made you well known of it's poor writing i see it now
im sorry i tried but s4 made brianna even more unlikable it pains me just watching her talk her and her personality... where is her personality
