The automated @BorisJohnson begging email shows just how deluded and panicking @Conservatives really are.

Stuff in brackets is me.

"I’m sure over the last few days you’ve noticed my team’s emails asking you to join our Party:
Conference Emails"

(Stalking you)

"In response thousands of Conservatives have united and become members, because they know we need to come together to Build Back Better!

But we noticed you’ve chosen not to join our Party yet.

So XXXXX I’m taking this opportunity to ask you one last time to become a member"

"Join Today

Because it’s fallen on the Conservative Party to transform our country fundamentally and permanently for the better. And I need your help to do that.

We cannot shy away from the fact that our national recovery will be difficult."

(Ignore that we caused the issues)

"But we can’t just seek to make up the ground that we’ve lost since March.

(haemorrhaging members)

We’ve got to set our sights higher.

(We're deluded)

Join me today and help me seize this opportunity to Build Back Better!"

(More Three word BS)

Become a Member – £25 a year / £2.09 a month
Become an Armed Forces Member – £15 a year
Become an under 26 member – £5 a year

You’ll be joining the Party which delivers on its promises.

(Outright lie. Give us your money)

In the election we promised to recruit 20,000 more police officers, we've already recruited 4,300.

We promised to deliver 50,000 more nurses and 14,000 are already in place.

We promised to get Brexit done and we left the EU on the 31st of January this year.

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"XXXXX", together we will continue to deliver for the British people, ensuring our plan to transform this country will not be blown off course.

I look forward to having you on our team.

Yours sincerely, (NEVER in his life)
Boris Johnson signature

Boris Johnson
Prime Minister

That is a real email.

Sent to non Conservative members.

They see an election coming soon

And they are - rightly - kacking it.