Idli are the most boring things in the world. https://twitter.com/ZomatoIN/status/1312774453449748486

p.s. Before the whole of south India attacks me, can I just say that I love dosa and appam and basically all south Indian food. But idli (and puttu for that matter) are insufferable.

Wow. I now know to criticise south Indian food at my peril! The idli defenders appear to be a seriously passionate bunch. But will my in-laws in Kerala forgive me??

One problem with pissing off south Indian twitter is that they are in literally every timezone - even when India sleeps, the irate replies keep coming!