Anybody want to troubleshoot my Chrome because I really REALLY don't care?
I literally only use it for YouTube and mostly I use Firefox or my Roku for that so EH. In the comments that follow, I'll give you screenshots if you feel like doing this for fun.

I HAVE DISABLED ALL ADDONS/EXTENSIONS AND UPDATED TO THE LATEST VERSION OF CHROME. Just so you know.

I also tried uninstall/reinstall.
That is literally the extent of my ability to care about this.

Yes I let this load for a while, this was all it would give me.

Again, reeeeeally don't care, but some people like puzzles so...solve this one if you want! :)