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Ubaweleka nyan umntu in these times. Its heavy raining and I’ve just finished doing something with icrew yabantu. Now we need to return equipment and it starts pouring. The transport has already left mina ngicikekile. So I phone ubaby wam because yk, I’m his queen— [THREAD]
Fine ndimfonele ubaby ndithi "Baaaby, there’s a problem here and ngi-annoyed".
"Yini sthandwa sam"
Fine ke ngisho ngithi "It’s pouring here and we just finished shooting so manje i-equipment is getting wet and you know Thulani how much I hate getting wet baby worse ngisanda —
"Yini sthandwa sam"
Fine ke ngisho ngithi "It’s pouring here and we just finished shooting so manje i-equipment is getting wet and you know Thulani how much I hate getting wet baby worse ngisanda —
ukwenza ikhanda love". Fine ubaby ngimuzwe ukuthi he’s pressed now because I told him I wouldn’t need him while he’s with the boys since he hasn’t seen uBradley especially in a while, yabo bazi high school boiz so the majita-ship is deep. Then baby is like to me "okay ke baby—
ithini i-plan ?" Ngimcele to fetch me "Thulani mina I’m cold and hungry please come fetch us nge-V Class so we can drop them off." "But baby uyazi I haven’t seen the boys in so long and irugby baby, I need to braai uyamaz uSbongiseni uyi-flop ngenyama (his ego is high now 
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Okay ke then I sulk a bit and he firmly says "Sphesihle, sengikhulumile." and then I humble myself and say "Okay Babakhe I hear you, then please can you call us an uber ke" and he asks me for how many people I say 20 so he calls three. Haike manje ngithi "baby isakhona—
i-lasagne or should I cook ? I think that lamb is still in the freezer and kukhona nestambu". Because baby is so considerate of me he says "no sthandwa sam don’t do so much just make i-rice and curry my love. Fine then I ask what time he’s coming back he says 7, I look at the—
time and it’s only 4, ugh. Ndithi "okay munt’wam just send me the uber details, and tell Bradley I said hi to Vivian (amacherri namajita zi-squads klk). Athi okay uthambo lwam and hangs up. Fine, ubers come and we all get to where we have to go with the film equipment.—
Then I send baby a whatsapp because I really don’t wanna distract my love with the boys again. I say bye to izishumane ze-tshom zam, I have a home to go to klk chile. Get in the uber, and I get home quickly. I decide to spoil my mans because he’s been so helpful today, so I—
start making idombolo (his fave) and oxtail stew. Go to my walk-in closet by my lungeray cabinet and find a new purple set I bought from Bras ‘n Things. I know he hasn’t seen me in it cause the tag is still on so now I put it on and put heels, lipstick and an apron on. LOOKIN HOT
I phone ubaby two hours or so later because my food is long done and it’s getting cold. Time is now 7:20pm. On the phone I’m like "Thulani it’s 20past". He calms me down, says he’ll come home I must just keep the food in the oven for now while he wraps up. I don’t beleev him.
Two mins after hanging up I video call him (he’s a bit annoyed now). Until he sees me on the counter in the lungeray, in the new set . He’s taken aback now. Ndimve esithi "Yey baby !! Ndihleli namajita they can’t see all this" . Ndihleke and in a sulky way beg him to come home
. He’s taken aback now. Ndimve esithi "Yey baby !! Ndihleli namajita they can’t see all this" . Ndihleke and in a sulky way beg him to come home
Ma-eh the drive from Bradley’s to ours is a 40min one because he stays deep eCenturion, but uBaby makes it home in 20 sana, speeding thru the highway nge-M4 Coupé (he took my car because his Jaguar is in for service). I’m tipsy asf at home and he storms in thru the door. "BABY !"
"Hey sthandwa sam, what do you think" I do a spin and my underwear is bumless. Yho baby goes CRAZY and pulls me to him. Then I’m like "No no no, we eat the main meal first in this house, you know that" then he’s like "but baby rn uwe i-main course looking like that"—
I giggle and make him sit, take off my apron and now we’re on opposite ends of the table, me in my lingerie, tempting him, is’Beyonce sana. He eats that food VERY QUICK, downs it with a glass or two of Pinotage, and now he’s tired of waiting for me, HE WANTS HIS WAP
We go to the room, romantic shit he’s carrying me like Im that "fragile" box. We get to our room and he puts me on the bed and ties me up, yho ngi-ready to have his BABIES at this point 
. After that sityane and its marvelouzz. Then we take a bubble bath together (our bath —
. After that sityane and its marvelouzz. Then we take a bubble bath together (our bath —
overlooks a river or something). Candles are lit, cars are parked, house is cozy and warm, jazz is playing. We go to bed after and ekseni avuke at like 6, i-fireplace ishushu ukufa sana. Ndithi kuye “hawu baby do you HAVE to go to work, we haven’t had a morning in in months".
Baby wam is the boss at work so he can call in late wethu. So I say "sthandwa sam ilula lento, just phone in, tell Mikayla to reschedule your calls and meetings and tell uLarry (his business partner) you’re not coming in cause you’re sick or because we need to rush me to dr". —
I can see he’s not impressed with me so I give him the sulky eyes and he LOVES my eyes, he always tells me he fell for that first. So he does it and we stay in bed the whole day, ordering food and living life while nina ni-zabalaza at school and work. Sbwl that life man. THE END
