au where wwx talks in stantwt language and it highkey annoys everyone except lwj joins in and it gets worse

wwx, raising his hand for a high five: oomfs interact!

wwx when jc trips: HELPPPP

wwx: *says something funny*
lwj: Byeeee.
wwx: OH MY GOD?!?!

lqr: wei wuxian is a bad influence on you

lwj: Deactivate.

wwx: OOMF HELP

lwj when a random lan disciple vandalizes something: Delete this.

the rest of the lans pick it up and lqr suffers everyday

wwx: yall remember when jin guangyao—

lxc: Can’t believe we were moots.

jingyi at a disciple who’s acquaintances with a su she stan: y’all follow :/

wwx: yunmeng best dishes methinks!

jc: banger

wwx:

jc:

wwx:

jc: what the FUCK have you done to m—

lxc: a-yao is not a traitor

nmj: oomf...

random lan disciple: wait hgj is gay?

jingyi: SOMEBODY TAG GUSU STRUGGLE TWEETS

lwj: Oomf kinda cute.

lxc:

wq: i want a gf

jgy @ nmj: if you saw me stab your disciple no you didn’t

wwx: wait what happened with @//jgy??

nhs: dm

sect leader yao: *talking shit*

wwx: anyways stream—

jgy: im not a traitor

nhs pulling up receipts: this you?

lan elder: wei wuxian is so noisy.

lqr: fr tho

lan elder:

lqr: