“10 different types of people in the KITCHEN”

A Thread

1. The TASTERS

Just 16 slice of plantain that these ones are frying, they’ve already eaten 10 from tasting ooh.
2. Runners

These ones are major enemies of hot oil... They can’t stand and put anything inside oil, they’ll be displaying taekwondo 🥋 Upandan. if the oil mistakenly makes noise ehnnn... japaaaa....
3.The sacrificers

These ones mostly forget they’re cooking something until the whole house starts to smell of burnt food. Ordinary to warm beans, it’ll turn to burnt offering....
http://4.Youtube  Searchers

These ones cannot cook without going to check for lectures on YouTube... kilodeee! Ordinary to boil water, you’ll goan do YouTube research! Nawa ooh.
5. The Ig/Whatsapp/Snapchat story ones

These ones will never ever cook in peace... They’ll use videos to injure somebody! Taking me through the journey of you cooking delicacy that I’ll not Taste, is that not witchcraft?
6. The spiritual 🤡

These ones don’t measure ingredients, they’ll keep pouting it till one spirit inside
7. The gist givers

These one are not in the kitchen to cook, they’re the backbone of the chefs, steady giving the chef gists while they’re cooking... Benefits of being a gist giver is that sometimes they’ll even eat free meat and head of fish meant for disposal...
8. Impressers/ Chef

These ones can overdo ehn, cook indomie for almost one hour, kilode! Their own must be cuisine standard. Ko por ke? E must por ooh.
9. The hungry ones

mostly guys! These ones just wantu eat, sharp sharp food don done... if the food like make e sweet or not, their own be say them don cook and food don ready.
10. ADD YOUR OWN NUMBER 10
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