HOW TO CHEAT ON YOUR S/O SUCCESSFULLY: A THREAD

lol why did U open this? go be faithful....

okay.. now that the annoying loyal mfs are gone.. let’s get started

STEP 1: put the person ur cheating with messages on DND!!!!! or just turn off ur text notifs (this may b iffy bc you’ll still need to pay attention to when ur partner is texting U)

STEP 2: SAY. THEY’RE. YOUR. COUSIN. like them cousins that you haven’t seen in a long ass time and they just came to your city so you tryna spend a lot of time with them yeah. them ones.

STEP 3: if you get caught. DENY AND TURN IT AROUND ON THEM. my fav is “that’s crazy that you actually think that low of me... why would i cheat on someone i’ve been praying for all my life? why would i ruin that?” MAKE SURE YOU EXPRESS THAT UR HEAVILY OFFENDED

STEP 4: you HAVE to not be sus about it. make sure ur seeing ur partner more or equally enough as to the person ur cheating with or else they’ll start to catch on.

STEP 5: shared location? no problem! tell your bae that you’re gonna take a nap or head to sleep and ur phone might die and U lost ur charger then PUT UR PHONE ON AIRPLANE MODE AND GO SEE THE OTHER PERSON. make sure it’s on airplane mode the whole time !!!!

STEP 6: you CANNOT ghost OR suddenly be very affectionate out of nowhere with ur s/o or else THEY. WILL. KNOW. please try your best to keep the relationship as steady and normal as it was. a lot of people make this mistake

STEP 7: DO NOT FOLLOW THE PERSON UR CHEATING WITH ON ANY OF THEIR SOCIALS. PLEASE.

last but definitely not least. gaslighting is your best friend. throughout all of these tips there will be some form of gaslighting. you have to master this act or else you are BOUND to fail.

lmk how this goes for y’all lol

i’m here to help!