Every team as a CFB team ~ a thread ~ (in order of the current standings)

Super Kamario (Alex S.) – Michigan/Texas: He’s Texas, no wait he’s Michigan! Wait, they’re the same thing! It’s all there for the taking: financial backing, the nostalgia of past eras of success, a national stage to wow the public. They’ve

got high hopes of returning to the glory days but in the end, we all know they’re not #baaaaack.

(Too Many Cooks) Jason/Eli – Tennessee: They’ve been the laughing stock of the league and every year is “their year” (well, according to them at least). But maybe this year really is different? They’ve put in the work to step up to the plate and have some actual promise to their

season. Certainly not afraid to talk a big game, they may finally have the talent to back it up

IBM Deshaun (Robbie) – USC: What a rollercoaster we have here. They’re somehow *just* good enough to not fire their coach, much to the well-known chagrin of their fan base. What do they really have to show for the last few seasons? Sometimes they bottom out, and sometimes they

make it back to national relevance. Until they can put it all together and show some consistency, no one will take them very seriously.

FEED ME (Alex P.) – Oklahoma: If just making it near the championship is your main goal, then I guess this team has had success. They have a strong pedigree but what do they really have to show for it? If history tells us anything, they’ll finish this season empty-handed (again).

coops goop soup (Logan) – Auburn: More often than not, this team is quite competitive and a fun wild card. They shocked the league a few years ago with an unexpected run to a championship and have some promise this season. Can they catch lightning in a bottle again?

Nuke N Duke (Alec/Tate) – Ole Miss: C’mon, this one is obvious. A hilarious sideshow for years that’s impossible to not be entertained by (unless you’re Tennessee), they’ve finally added their very own Lane Kiffin and may actually be as exciting on the field as they

are off of it. And hey, even if they don’t put it all together, no one will be disappointed by tuning in to watch them piss it all away.

Sample Jack (Ethan) – Alabama: This team is well coached and may be the most feared in all the league. Three straight championship appearances were followed up by last year’s rebuilding season. However, everyone would be foolish to overlook their coach righting the ship and

getting back to another championship.

The Chuck Barkley’s (Jacob/Zachary) – Miami: Memories of an almost championship many years ago still haunt them, just like Miami’s loss in 2002. This lasting mediocrity has surprised many, but that heartbreaking defeat has set this team back significantly. Coaching changes have

yet to bear fruit, and another wasted season seems inevitable

Tudd G (Ari) – Notre Dame: They’ve waltzed through regular seasons to respectable playoff runs, but have always been exposed as a fake contender when it really matters. The fool’s gold of this league may continue to trick us all time and time again, but until they prove to be a

real threat to the big boys it’s all just shine

Hot Chubb Time Machine (Jack/Scott) – Florida State: Still clinging to memories of their championship a few years back, this team hasn’t returned to relevance since then. Extreme public dysfunction and tension amongst themselves has led to incompetence on the field and distracted

them from the main goal: winning. Can they refocus and regain some respect?

Hey Darnold! (Matt) – Rutgers: What in the world is going on here? Often disinterested, they are our annual cellar dwellers. Will they ever care? Will they stop shooting themselves in the foot? Doesn’t look likely this year.

JuJudah MacHigbee (Sam/Jake) – LSU: A perennial contender who always seems to be near the top. They finally broke through last year on the back of a historic offense the likes of which this league has never seen. However, the wheels have fallen off this year as they have lost

last season’s superstars and might be in for a rebuilding year

~end thread~