Just had convo in my apt gym about masks.

*husband & wife walk in while I'm working out*

Guy: Please put on a mask.

Me: I'm good. Besides, I already had it.

Guy: You can still spread diseases

Me: What?

Woman: & It's against the rules!

Me: No, it's not. Look at the sign
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Sign says you don't have to wear a mask, and that it is 4 person max due to COVID. They were # s 4 & 5 & found the need to flout rules in our 1000 sq foot gym. Surely, Karen will complain & now have that changed, forcing me to wear a mask while working out.

I'm so sick of this.
Anyway, she looked at sign & was super triggered, & went on to lecture me about spreading diseases. I got annoyed & said something along the lines of "thx, doc"😂 then kinda just ignored them. They could've done their bodyweight workouts in their apt. These ppl are so tiresome.
This is the unanimous vibe for the DC beltway in general. I have been condemned multiple times for running outdoors, without a mask on, too. People literally randomly shout at you. They're fully on board with a permanent COVID state of Karens. There is no end to the madness.
Anyway, come to the DC area if you want a little taste of communism and soviet-style snitching in your life. Otherwise, stay very far away.
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