What does @JordanKalish do when he finds a good book?

Reads, baby! #RAANAP

What is Jordan Kalish's favorite part of watching Big Brother?

Live feeds, baby! #RAANAP

What does Jordan Kalish do when someone puts him in charge?

Leads, baby! #RAANAP

What is Jordan Kalish's biggest lawncare annoyance?

Weeds, baby! #RAANAP

What does Jordan Kalish do when someone gives him good advice?

Heeds, baby! #RAANAP

What does Jordan Kalish do when he suffers a flesh wound?

Bleeds, baby! #RAANAP

What is Jordan Kalish's favorite city in the English county of Yorkshire?

Leeds, baby! #RAANAP

What does Jordan Kalish do when he needs to admit he was wrong?

Concedes, baby! #RAANAP

What does Jordan Kalish do when he wants to be deceptive?

Misleads, baby! #RAANAP

What are Jordan Kalish's favorite woolen fabrics?

Tweeds, baby! #RAANAP

What is Jordan Kalish's favorite group of Scandinavian people?

Swedes, baby! #RAANAP

Which performance by a member of the Original Broadway Cast of Hamilton is Jordan Kalish's favorite?

Daveed's, baby! #RAANAP

What does Jordan Kalish call the horses he rides into battle?

Steeds, baby! #RAANAP

Why is Jordan Kalish afraid of large herds of animals?

Stampedes, baby! #RAANAP

What are Jordan Kalish's favorite arthropods?

Centipedes, baby! #RAANAP

Does Jordan Kalish think this thread was a mistake?

Indeed, baby! #RAANAP