1/ With the feeling Tom Lehrer might approve...

First Hope got COVID but that was good.
She's just a Handmaid without the snood.
Then Kayleigh got COVID, but that's okay
Brunettes and blondes are even that way.
Who's next?

2/ Kellyanne got COVID, but don't you grieve,
She's at most half sane, I do believe.
Repoters got COVID, but have no fears.
They're lying bastards, oh yes, my dears.
Who's next?

3/ The GOP can't see quite why
The Democrats don't also die.
They don't understand that masks work well
To keep you from going straight to hell.
Who's next?

4/ Lee, Tillis, and Johnson caught it, too,
At the #RoseGarden bash for you-know-who.
The Elephants just don't quite get it,
But they sure as hell know how to spread it.
Who's next?

5/ The president of Notre Dame,
He got COVID--ain't that a shame?
And a Protestant preacher who was there
Came down with it also, to stay fair.
Who's next?

6/ I think you know where this is going--
Toward Donald Trump the Rona's blowing.
Melania Trump, she has it, too,
But I don't really care. Come on, do u?
Who's next?

7/ But the thing that counts, you'd better remember
Is to get your ass out and vote in November.
Seven million cases--so surpising!
Two hundred thousand dead, and still rising.
Who's next? Who's next? Who's ne-ext?
WHO'S NEXT?