Thread by @HNTurtledove, 1/ With the feeling Tom Lehrer might approve...First Hope got COVID but [...]

Harry Turtledove

HNTurtledove

1/ With the feeling Tom Lehrer might approve...

First Hope got COVID but that was good.
She& #39;s just a Handmaid without the snood.
Then Kayleigh got COVID, but that& #39;s okay
Brunettes and blondes are even that way.
Who& #39;s next?

2/ Kellyanne got COVID, but don& #39;t you grieve,
She& #39;s at most half sane, I do believe.
Repoters got COVID, but have no fears.
They& #39;re lying bastards, oh yes, my dears.
Who& #39;s next?

3/ The GOP can& #39;t see quite why
The Democrats don& #39;t also die.
They don& #39;t understand that masks work well
To keep you from going straight to hell.
Who& #39;s next?

4/ Lee, Tillis, and Johnson caught it, too,
At the #RoseGarden bash for you-know-who.
The Elephants just don& #39;t quite get it,
But they sure as hell know how to spread it.
Who& #39;s next?

5/ The president of Notre Dame,
He got COVID--ain& #39;t that a shame?
And a Protestant preacher who was there
Came down with it also, to stay fair.
Who& #39;s next?

6/ I think you know where this is going--
Toward Donald Trump the Rona& #39;s blowing.
Melania Trump, she has it, too,
But I don& #39;t really care. Come on, do u?
Who& #39;s next?

7/ But the thing that counts, you& #39;d better remember
Is to get your ass out and vote in November.
Seven million cases--so surpising!
Two hundred thousand dead, and still rising.
Who& #39;s next? Who& #39;s next? Who& #39;s ne-ext?
WHO& #39;S NEXT?

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