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1/ With the feeling Tom Lehrer might approve...
First Hope got COVID but that was good.
She's just a Handmaid without the snood.
Then Kayleigh got COVID, but that's okay
Brunettes and blondes are even that way.
Who's next?
First Hope got COVID but that was good.
She's just a Handmaid without the snood.
Then Kayleigh got COVID, but that's okay
Brunettes and blondes are even that way.
Who's next?
2/ Kellyanne got COVID, but don't you grieve,
She's at most half sane, I do believe.
Repoters got COVID, but have no fears.
They're lying bastards, oh yes, my dears.
Who's next?
She's at most half sane, I do believe.
Repoters got COVID, but have no fears.
They're lying bastards, oh yes, my dears.
Who's next?
3/ The GOP can't see quite why
The Democrats don't also die.
They don't understand that masks work well
To keep you from going straight to hell.
Who's next?
The Democrats don't also die.
They don't understand that masks work well
To keep you from going straight to hell.
Who's next?
4/ Lee, Tillis, and Johnson caught it, too,
At the #RoseGarden bash for you-know-who.
The Elephants just don't quite get it,
But they sure as hell know how to spread it.
Who's next?
At the #RoseGarden bash for you-know-who.
The Elephants just don't quite get it,
But they sure as hell know how to spread it.
Who's next?
5/ The president of Notre Dame,
He got COVID--ain't that a shame?
And a Protestant preacher who was there
Came down with it also, to stay fair.
Who's next?
He got COVID--ain't that a shame?
And a Protestant preacher who was there
Came down with it also, to stay fair.
Who's next?
6/ I think you know where this is going--
Toward Donald Trump the Rona's blowing.
Melania Trump, she has it, too,
But I don't really care. Come on, do u?
Who's next?
Toward Donald Trump the Rona's blowing.
Melania Trump, she has it, too,
But I don't really care. Come on, do u?
Who's next?
7/ But the thing that counts, you'd better remember
Is to get your ass out and vote in November.
Seven million cases--so surpising!
Two hundred thousand dead, and still rising.
Who's next? Who's next? Who's ne-ext?
WHO'S NEXT?
Is to get your ass out and vote in November.
Seven million cases--so surpising!
Two hundred thousand dead, and still rising.
Who's next? Who's next? Who's ne-ext?
WHO'S NEXT?
