No one:

Absolutely no one:

Me: So do y'all want a thread of garden plants as The Good Place characters yes of course you do

(Mute for possible Good Place spoilers or, like, if you don't like gardening I guess??)

The mint family: enthusiastic, productive, sows chaos in its wake if not maintained (and sometimes even when maintained)

Lettuce: Chidi

Needs specific conditions to thrive, vulnerable to pests, wilts easily

Cherry tomatoes: Tahani

Tall, beautiful, will hog all the attention* if you don't plant it with companions to balance it out, sometimes too much

*nitrogen and potassium in the soil

Cabbage, broccoli, and other flowering brassicas: Eleanor

Has tough outer leaves that protect a complex inner core, tends to attract demons*, can make some people gassy

*earwigs

Janet: Peas

Abundantly helpful, an active aide to most other plants, can create their own children-lovers (by self pollinating)

Michael: Eggplant

Initially thorny* and a pain in the ass, colleagues cause human suffering**, but a real softie inside once you get to know it

*the calyx of eggplant fruit have thorns
**eggplant, like belladonna, Jimsonweed, and ghost peppers, is in the nightshade family