ʟᴏʀᴇᴀʟɪ ᴠɪᴄᴛᴏʀɪᴀ ɢɪʟᴍᴏʀᴇ -

𝘐 𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘷𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘢 𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘦𝘳 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦, 𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘤𝘰𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘦.
ʟᴏʀᴇʟᴀɪ ʟᴇɪɢʜ ɢɪʟᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴀᴋᴀ ʀᴏʀʏ -

𝑶𝒉, 𝑹𝒐𝒓𝒚. 𝑴𝒆. 𝑻𝒉𝒂𝒕’𝒔 𝒎𝒆. 𝑾𝒆𝒍𝒍, 𝑳𝒐𝒓𝒆𝒍𝒂𝒊, 𝒕𝒆𝒄𝒉𝒏𝒊𝒄𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒚. 𝑰𝒕& #39;𝒔 𝒎𝒚 𝒎𝒐𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓& #39;𝒔 𝒏𝒂𝒎𝒆, 𝒕𝒐𝒐.
ʟᴜᴋᴇ ᴅᴀɴᴇꜱ -

𝙸’𝚖 𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚎. 𝙸’𝚖 𝚐𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚝. 𝙸𝚝’𝚜 𝚊 𝚋𝚒𝚐, 𝚏𝚊𝚝, 𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚢 𝚜𝚞𝚗𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚎 𝚍𝚊𝚢 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚖𝚎.
ꜱᴏᴏᴋɪᴇ ꜱᴛ. ᴊᴀᴍᴇꜱ -

𝘐𝘴 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘣𝘶𝘳𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨? 𝑴𝒚 𝒃𝒂𝒏𝒈𝒔 𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒍𝒊𝒆𝒓. 𝑮𝒐 𝒐𝒏, 𝒈𝒐 𝒐𝒏.
ᴇᴍɪʟʏ ɢɪʟᴍᴏʀᴇ -

ℍ𝕠𝕝𝕕 𝕠𝕟, 𝕀& #39;𝕞 𝕝𝕠𝕠𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕦𝕡 & #39;𝕒𝕟𝕖𝕦𝕣𝕪𝕤𝕞& #39; 𝕚𝕟 𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕞𝕖𝕕𝕚𝕔𝕒𝕝 𝕕𝕚𝕔𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟𝕒𝕣𝕪 𝕥𝕠 𝕤𝕖𝕖 𝕚𝕗 𝕀 𝕛𝕦𝕤𝕥 𝕙𝕒𝕕 𝕠𝕟𝕖.
ʀɪᴄʜᴀʀᴅ ɢɪʟᴍᴏʀᴇ -

𝒩𝑒𝓋𝑒𝓇 𝓁𝑒𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓂 𝓈𝑒𝑒 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝓈𝓌𝑒𝒶𝓉, 𝒹𝑒𝒶𝓇.
ʟᴀɴᴇ ᴋɪᴍ -

𝙴𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚗𝚊𝚕 𝚍𝚊𝚖𝚗𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚒𝚜 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝙸’𝚖 𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚖𝚢 𝚛𝚘𝚌𝚔 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚛𝚘𝚕𝚕.
ᴘᴀʀɪꜱ ɢᴇʟʟᴇʀ -

𝙸 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚕𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚖𝚢 𝚕𝚒𝚏𝚎 𝚜𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝙸’𝚕𝚕 𝚋𝚎 𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍 𝚊𝚗 𝚒𝚗-𝚍𝚎𝚙𝚝𝚑 𝚋𝚒𝚘𝚐𝚛𝚊𝚙𝚑𝚢 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚖𝚢𝚜𝚎𝚕𝚏 𝚒𝚗 𝚕𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚢𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚙𝚞𝚔𝚎.
ᴊᴇꜱꜱ ᴍᴀʀɪᴀɴᴏ -

𝕴 𝖜𝖆𝖓𝖓𝖆 𝖇𝖊 𝖌𝖔𝖔𝖉. 𝕷𝖎𝖋𝖊’𝖘 𝖏𝖚𝖘𝖙 𝖓𝖔𝖙 𝖑𝖊𝖙𝖙𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖒𝖊.
ᴅᴇᴀɴ ꜰᴏʀᴇꜱᴛᴇʀ -

ℑ’𝔪 𝔇𝔢𝔞𝔫.
ʟᴏɢᴀɴ ʜᴜɴᴛᴢʙᴇʀɢᴇʀ -

𝕀𝕗 𝕀 𝕤𝕒𝕨 𝕞𝕖 𝕕𝕠𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤, 𝕀’𝕕 𝕓𝕖𝕒𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕔𝕣𝕒𝕡 𝕠𝕦𝕥 𝕠𝕗 𝕞𝕪𝕤𝕖𝕝𝕗!
ᴋɪʀᴋ ɢʟᴇᴀꜱᴏɴ -

ωєℓℓ, ωнιмѕу gσєѕ ωιтн єνєяутнιηg.
ᴍɪꜱꜱ ᴘᴀᴛᴛʏ, ʙᴀʙᴇᴛᴛᴇ, & ɢʏᴘꜱʏ -
ᴍɪᴄʜᴇʟ ɢᴇʀᴀʀᴅ -

𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢𝚍𝚊𝚢 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚋𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚎, 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚖𝚢 𝚕𝚒𝚏𝚎 𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚍𝚎𝚛.
ᴄʜʀɪꜱᴛᴏᴘʜᴇʀ ʜᴀʏᴅᴇɴ -
ᴛᴀʏʟᴏʀ ᴅᴏᴏꜱᴇ -

𝑩𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒊𝒏 𝒅𝒆𝒆𝒑, 𝒇𝒐𝒍𝒌𝒔. 𝑺𝒎𝒆𝒍𝒍𝒔 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝑭𝒂𝒍𝒍.
ʀᴏʀʏ & ᴅᴇᴀɴ -

𝘐 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶. 𝙸 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚊𝚛.
ʀᴏʀʏ & ᴊᴇꜱꜱ -

𝒢𝑜𝑜𝒹𝓃𝒾𝑔𝒽𝓉 𝑅𝑜𝓇𝓎. 𝑮𝒐𝒐𝒅𝒏𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕 𝑫𝒐𝒅𝒈𝒆𝒓.
ʀᴏʀʏ & ʟᴏɢᴀɴ -

𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝕛𝕦𝕞𝕡, 𝕀 𝕛𝕦𝕞𝕡 𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕜.
ʟᴏʀᴇʟᴀɪ & ᴍᴀx -

𝘈𝘯𝘺𝘩𝘰𝘸, 𝘐& #39;𝘮 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶. 𝘐 𝘥𝘰𝘯& #39;𝘵 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸, 𝘮𝘢𝘺𝘣𝘦 𝘯𝘦𝘹𝘵 𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘬 𝘸𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦. 𝘉𝘺𝘦, 𝘓𝘰𝘳𝘦𝘭𝘢𝘪 𝘎𝘪𝘭𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦.
ʟᴏʀᴇʟᴀɪ & ᴊᴀꜱᴏɴ -

𝔚𝔥𝔢𝔫 𝔦𝔱& #39;𝔰 𝔯𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔱, 𝔦𝔱& #39;𝔰 𝔯𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔱, 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔪𝔢 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔏𝔬𝔯𝔢𝔩𝔞𝔦 𝔞𝔯𝔢 𝔯𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔱.
ʟᴏʀᴇʟᴀɪ & ᴄʜʀɪꜱᴛᴏᴘʜᴇʀ -

𝒀𝒐𝒖 𝒔𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒅 𝒎𝒆. 𝑰 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖. 𝑰 𝒘𝒂𝒏𝒏𝒂 𝒉𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒃𝒂𝒃𝒚 — 𝒐𝒐𝒑𝒔 𝒕𝒐𝒐 𝒍𝒂𝒕𝒆!
ʟᴏʀᴇʟᴀɪ & ʟᴜᴋᴇ-

𝙸 𝚍𝚘𝚗𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚔 𝙸 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚍 𝚊𝚗𝚢𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚞𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚕 𝙻𝚞𝚔𝚎

𝙄 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙬𝙖𝙣𝙩 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙩𝙤 𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝙄𝙢 𝙞𝙣.𝙄𝙢 𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙞𝙣

𝘓𝘶𝘬𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘮𝘢𝘳𝘳𝘺 𝘮𝘦?

𝗜 𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗲𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝗽𝗽𝘆
ᴇᴍɪʟʏ & ʀɪᴄʜᴀʀᴅ -

𝘐 𝘥𝘦𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘨𝘰 𝘧𝘪𝘳𝘴𝘵. 𝘋𝘪𝘥 𝘐 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘮𝘺𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧 𝘤𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘳? 𝐘𝐞𝐬, 𝐄𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐲. 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐦𝐚𝐲 𝐠𝐨 𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐭.
ʟᴏʀᴇʟᴀɪ & ʀᴏʀʏ -

If you put & #39;oy& #39; and poodle in the same sentence you& #39;d have a great new catchphrase. Like, & #39;Oy with the poodles already.

I cannot do this alone, I need my mommy and I don& #39;t care who knows it.
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