At least once a month I think about the girl from my high school AP psych class who was like "We shouldn't allow gay people to get married because then all of the girls would want to marry a girl and the population would die out. Because we would all want to marry girls. Right?"

And everyone was like

P, if you ever see this tweet, please know it's not too late to dump your boyfriend and date a woman

pretty much every girl in the class who was straight replied like "Wait, what? I don't really want to marry a woman" and she was like "Of course you would, everyone would" and it's like... girl.......... I need to tell you something