Been wanting to make this thread for awhile now so stray kids as sh1t me and my friends have said while playing dnd (dungeons and dragons) https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✨" title="Funken" aria-label="Emoji: Funken"> @Stray_Kids

#StrayKids #스트레이키즈 #IN生 #INLIFE #BackDoor #백도어 #YouMakeStrayKidsStay
Context: our dnd setting was a mystery on a boat!!
DM > dungeon master aka the narrator/ gamemaster
D20 > a 20 sided dice used to determine if your action is successful with 20 being the best
Dm: and so while everyone else tries to finesse their way on the ship, Chan pays 2 silver pieces like a normal fking person
DM to the bard: you’re pinned to the wall by a knife by your shirt to stop your recorder playing
Minho: I wiggle free of my shirt and start dancing
DM: to investigate the balcony pls roll a perception check
Jisung: *rolls a 4*
DM: so you blink and go wHY IS IT SO DARK and trip
Felix: *rolls a 4*
DM: you get distracted by the ocean waves and trip over jisung
Hyunjin: WAIT I FOLLOW THEM TO INVESTIGATE
Jilix: PLS HYUNJIN YOU’RE OUR ONLY HOPE
Hyunjin: *rolls an 8*
DM: ...as you’re busy laughing at jilix being dumb you walk into the pole. You all fail to investigate the balcony.
Jisung: I can’t believe we got bested by the balcony
jeongin: I put myself in between them to block changbin from the angry crew member
Dm: roll for strength
Jeongin:........2..........
Jisung: guys I’m telling you, the culprit is the ship the balcony tried to k!ll us
Changbin: guys please heal me I literally have 5 points left
Changbin: GUYS PLEASE
Changbin: WHELP IM D3AD WHY DIDNT YOU HEAL ME I WAS LITERALLY NEXT TO YOU
Seungmin: I go up to him and slap him
Dm: pls roll d20
*rolls a 20*
Seungmin: NAT20 B!TCHSLAP
Dm: so you use wild shape to transform into an animal, what do you turn into?
Minho: giANT OCTOPUS
*in the midst of a battle*
Chan:...can we just fake a divine intervention and convince everyone the sea gods are angry so they both stop fighting
*rolls a 20*
Everyone:...time to road to el dorado our way through this
Chan: okay so we gonna just go the divine intervention route but who’s our god??
Minho: it is I, the octopus god
Minho (still as the octopus): I need healing!!
Hyunjin: I STRETCH OUT MY HAND TO TOUCH HIM
Dm: minho extends a tentacle our to hyunjin as hyunjin throws himself across the railing to touch his hand. It looks like the creation of Adam

(Well I mean)
After the game
Changbin: wait so you’re a healer too?
Jeongin: yeah
Changbin: WHY WAS THERE 53 THOUSAND HEALERS IN THIS PARTY BUT NOT ONE OF THEM WANTED TO HEAL ME
Hyunjin: all our heals are touch based what do you want us to do
End of thread!! Hope this made someone laugh bc I was laughing so hard while playing this HAHAHA have a good day/night everyone :>
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